Gay frogs §mNOT§r included
i use arch btw
Distant Horizons not included
Not BigChadGuys Plus
Not Mayview
joe
Chemicals that turn the frogs gay
Tezz stinks
made with hate by the New Dawn team!
kith me.
Your mom!
not sponsored by bisecthosting
git commit -m "deuli more like poopy"
lion is bi on weekends
quack
6/14, Never Forget
Don't steal from spawn
Don't destroy waystones
OH GOD, HE'S GOING FOR THE WAYSTONES
9h rollback
eu server down
Looping until 1 is no longer lower than 256
Create the memory leaks yourself!
No infinite loops since 2024/07/08
get jiggy with it
smile cat
fay grogs
fr
frfr
What is this and how do I get rid of it?
Neat, a mod by Vazkii
Quarked up white boy
Lion, the code needs to be <rainb>PERFECT</rainb>
Shut up deuli, my code is already <rainb>PERFECT</rainb>
Herobrine is real.
It's hard coming up with splash texts...
My main goal
My mango
I hate JavaScript...
All The Mods at home
Januaryview
Februaryview
Marchview
Aprilview
Mayview
Juneview
Julyview
Augustview
Septemberview
Octoberview
Novemberview
Decemberview
Always bet on §0BLACK§r
Always bet on §4RED§r
no botany pots
Whats the IP?
#❗❗important-info❗❗
In a lucid paradise
You came here to break the time
are you fat?
mommy
Sapphire bot, get that guy
:steamhappy:
§c⬇ -820 Social Credit§r
§a⬆ +100 Social Credit§r
Glory to New Dawn
New Horizons
Mayvew
69th splash text
Kasane Teto!!
visit your local waffle house
House M.D.
Chicken Jockey!
The Nether...
Ender Pearl!
I yearned for the mines
❤
Every copy is personalized
LET'S GO GAMBLING!
aw dang it
Simply Swords? I find them quite complex
Infinite CurseForge points to Luki
§khaha you don't know what this says§r
Includes brain damage
Includes lead poisoning
Is your house still bald in the back deuli?
i tried to spell chicken nuggets
nothing ventured nothing gained
I cant wait for the next update!
Kelei, is that another wall.......
<rainb><wave>PARTY MODE</wave></rainb>
contains zero <glitch>bugs</glitch>!
contains zero <glitch>glitches</glitch>!

SIKE!!
YIPPIE!!!!
Quickest approval in the west
credit card in buffoon pack
High Card
Pair
Two Pair
Three of a Kind
Straight
Flush
Full House
Four of a Kind
Straight Flush
Royal Flush
Five of a Kind
Flush House
Flush Five
human.. i remember you're <neon><color col=#FF0000>genocides.</color></neon>
<shake a=10 f=1>oh god what is happening</shake>
§c<pend>For Sale!</pend>§r
<fade a=0 f=0.05 w=0.1>I don't feel so good...</fade>
Yo guys, it's me, {"placeholder":"playername"}. Hey, did that guy just turn into sand?
<bounce>Horizon</bounce>
<bounce>My Craft</bounce>
lion makes fun of riamo for forgetting a comma, proceeds to forget a comma himself
Selling Bins, causing issues since October 2024
redstone selling bin missile
don't let bro cook
<wave>Selling Bin Refunds</wave>
Vegan free!
bucket machine broke
SPOUTING NONSENSE
gloop
Dawn Valley
Let's build a chocolate cake factory under spawn
:steamhappy:
Mr. Krabs sitting by the fireplace proudly looking at a painting
PUSH START TO RICH!
Gone fishin'
Failed to log in: The authentication servers are currently not reachable. Please try again.
CREATE PATCH OUT OF NOWHERE, BREAKING SEVERAL ADDONS!!!
<bounce>FriEnd</bounce>
ayo the pizza's here
my ears burn
Do it for the Vine!
Only a spoonful
But that backflip tho
<shake>58756 silverfish</shake>
<shake>You really ARE an idiot.</shake>
RAN RAN RU!!!!
Includes slabfish
Slabfish > Ribbit
Damn you, Copycats+!!
The End
The End is here
The End is near
Try killing 100 ender dragons
Facebook Marketplace!!
samsung chihuahua
every samsung phone comes preloaded with a chihuahua image
Press ALT + F4 for a funny easter egg!
New Dawn can't read
That splash can't stop me because I can't read!
What does this say? I can't read.
Please learn how to read
READ
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
Frog Bonanza
[insert funny t-shirt text here]
Pokémon Legends: ZAZA
Nuke at the club 💯💯💯💯
New Dawn never wipes!
Hasn't wiped since July 2024
you know what that means     fish
evil and twisted
They weren't lying, that reading comprehension is piss-poor.
They took my stairs. Can't have shit in New Dawn.
My stairs...
What nice stairs you have there... would be a shame if someone took them
Remember to claim your chunks!
Don't forget to claim your chunks!
Make sure to claim your chunks!
Claim your chunks to not have your stairs stolen
devious lick
I like trains.
<shake>2490 creepers</shake>
numastatistic
numastatistics
They took my Pokémon. Can't have shit in New Dawn.
My Pokémon...
What nice Pokémon you have there... would be a shame if someone took them
As Above, So Below
just "Horizon" was already taken on CurseForge...
<bounce>Set Course!</bounce>
Hyper Training!
Hyper Trained!
Don't fly too close to the sun
6 7
six kevin
21
girder slop
<glitch><color col=#000000><outline color=FF0000>§lSOMEWHERE IN NEW DAWN...§r</outline></color></glitch>
Automated Gambling... Has science gone too far?
Pikmin eighteen-billion-and-eleven
Hey, did a Pokémon go missing in the background?
baguette
Whatever you do, at the crossroads, don't turn left.
Searching For A Pokémon That Doesn't Exist
bruh... what's this freakin thing... the saturn burger?
i asked for no pickles and they gave me the mcpickle pounder
the freaking tomatonator they gave me, look at this freaking thing
they gave me a god damned lily pad, GAH DAMN!
gone fishin'
fishin in da lava
fishin in da nether
fishin in da the end
fishin in da void
fishin in da sky
Fish want me. Women fear me.
WOMEN FEAR ME FISH FEAR ME MEN TURN THEIR EYES AWAY FROM ME AS I WALK NO BEAST DARE MAKES A SOUND IN MY PRESENCE I AM ALONE ON THIS BARREN EARTH
§fYOU GOTTA §cTRY HARDER§f THAN THAT§r
because i'm made... <glitch>I'M MADE IN CHINA</glitch>
<scroll>kurukuru </scroll>
<scroll>kurikaesu </scroll>
<bounce>Fish & Chips</bounce>
so, basically... we played among us and-
finite ham
transient steak
occasional beef
did you guys see that<turb amplitude=50 frequence=100>💀</turb>
<turb amplitude=50 frequence=100>💀</turb>
<rainb phase=0>Now Playing: Commercial0505 - horizon</rainb>
<rainb phase=0>Now Playing: Samsung - Over the Horizon</rainb>
horizon.ogg is lost media...
🌅
🌄
☀
overscoped the hell
<infernal>DEVELOPMENT HELL</infernal>
Catch and Fish
Sir, this is a Wendy's
saeheras single-handenly carrying horizon delight
they want to eat CHALK
Jar of Doom and Despair
Can of Abysmal Dogshit
my cereal is on fire
WHEN YOU GET PAID BIWEEKLY; Week One: Surf and Turf, Week Two: Ice Soup
Kill Simon
Starcatcher is misleading, you can't catch any stars...
i got hungry writing this one
You wouldn't eat a Magikarp
Come have a seat, and let's fish for a while. You have no where else to go.
Back in my days, Raw Cod was called Raw Fish!!!
1.jpg 2.jpg 3.jpg 4.jpg @everyone @here
Social Media Page, Crypto Page, Success, Phone
CHAKYL, MY LIFE IS YOURS
§2I'm so green.§r
§2HELLO {"placeholder":"uppercase_text","values":{"text":"{"placeholder":"playername"}"}}, I NEED TO SELL YOUR TELEVISION§r
§2I'm green§r
§2{"placeholder":"playername"} why are you green§r
§2shhhh... it's okay...§r
Simonphobic
I miss New Dawn
New Dawn shaped hole in my heart
New Dawn
Newer Dawn
Newest Dawn
Old Dusk
Two Dawn
Survived 793 days
More staff than players!
<scgolden>THE TOUCH OF MIDAS!?<scgolden>
Connection Terminated
The number you're trying to reach is no longer in service
What does Edan even do?
Does nothing.
160 Gigabytes
New Dawn can go to hell. They’ve been the driving force behind the decay of this server, and Lion has been at the heart of its ruin. Their entire approach has been a relentless campaign of passive-aggressive sabotage, dismissing everything about this server and force-feeding bullshit to everyone involved. Their disregard has been a poison, infecting every facet of our community and pushing everything toward this dismal end. It’s clear that their actions and attitude have been a significant factor in the server’s downfall.
/summon newdawn:player_base
Splash
Magikarp used Splash!