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Revenge. Revenge never changes.
Not today.
This was a triumph.
They chose violence. Poorly.
Turns out you were the boss fight.
Mission passed. Respect +
Rip and tear. Until it is done.
You may rest now.
Achievement unlocked: Still Alive.
I love the smell of victory in the morning.
There can be only one.
I could do this all day.
This is where the fun begins.
You have no power here.
The loot was worth the trauma.
Violence wasn't the answer. It was the question. Yes.
You were supposed to be the victim.
The mobs would like to file a complaint.
That escalated quickly.
The only thing they killed was your free time.
Outnumbered. Not outmatched.
Somewhere, a mob is reconsidering its life choices.
Revenge denied.
The mobs have learned absolutely nothing.
This wasn't revenge. It was a massacre.
They'll be back. They always come back.
The enemy has been disconnected from life.
At least someone had fun. Probably.
Another day, another mass extinction.
Your therapist is going to love this one.
Nature is healing. Because everything else is dead.
You didn't survive. You became the problem.
lol
Democracy has been delivered.
The only good mob is a dead mob.
The enemy has been successfully liberated from existence.
Their sacrifice was appreciated. Fortunately, it wasn't necessary.
Zero casualties. Enemy casualties don't count.
You survived? Wonderful! Would you like another?
Your next near-death experience is on us.
