RESURRECTION MACROS
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	Presented as a public service, here is a collection of messages to link
to your Resurrection/Redemption/Ancestral Spirit spell.  Most of these are from
the collection of Nightfright (UD Priest, Ner'zhul), who posted them on the WoW
UI/Macros Forum.  I may add others as I find them.

  ** Priest from the Marines:

What a couch potato!  Get up and get back to work, %tt!

%tt, quit wasting my heals and get up!

Walk it off, %tt.

%tt, get up, you're making me look bad!

%tt, stop worshipping the ground I walk on and get up.

Dammit, %tt!  Did I tell you that you could die!?

Stop slacking, %tt. You can sleep when you're ... Oh ... Um, rezzing %tt.

Okay, %tt, nap time is over!  Back to work!


  ** Doctor jokes:

Hmm, blue clamp is positive, red clamp is ... Hey, %tt, which nipple is
positive?  (Docholleday, UD Priest, from Akama)

Let's see, the leg bone's connected to the ... how did it go again ...?

Don't worry, %tt, the blinding pain will only last a few hours.

Side effects may include: nausea, explosive bowels, a craving for brains, and
erectile dysfunction. Resurrection is not for everyone. Please consult healer
before dying.

%tt, have you ever considered organ donation?

Wee-ooo!  Wee-ooo! Wee-ooo!  Wee-ooo!  Wee-ooo!  Wee-ooo ... that's the best
ambulance impression I can do, %tt.


  ** 1337 speak:

im on ur corpse, rezzin ur face

L2StayAlive, %tt.


  ** Cultural references:

Rezzing powers I have, bring %tt back to life I will.

Don't rush me, %tt.  You rush a miracle worker and you get lousy miracles.

%tt, your subscription to Life has expired. Do you wish to renew?

We can rebuild %tt.  We can make %to stronger.  But we can't make %to any
smarter.

OMG They killed %tt ... You BASTARDS!

%tt has fallen and can't get up!

%tt, before I rez you, there is something you should know. I am your father's
brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.

Today's category on Final Jeopardy: Spells that end in 'essurection'.  %tt,
ready?

That's no stairway to heaven, %tt!  That's a highway to hell!

You, %tt!  Cake or death?  Oh, whoops ... you already chose death.

Did you run into some snakes on a plane or something, %tt?  'Cause you're dead.

If you're dead and you know it, click Accept! *click* *click*

%tt, you're the man being rezzed now, dog!

%tt gets a Mulligan.


  ** Poetry:

Roses are red, violets are blue, %tt is such a noob, since rezzing %to is not
new.

Your blood is red, your face is blue, guess what, %tt?  I'm rezzing you!


  ** Insults:

If I had a name like %tt, I would die too ...

... Death-defying feats are clearly not your strong point, %tt.

When I said I'd heal ... I didn't realize that included %tt!

I was getting bored and thought it would be funny to see %tt die ... and I was
right!

Watching %tt die was too damn funny.  Let's see it again!

There are worse things then death, %tt.  Have you ever grouped with Starman?

There are worse things then death, %tt.  Have you ever grouped with ... oh,
wait. We aren't supposed to mention that in front of you.

%tt has failed at life; here's a second chance.

Well %tt, you tried your best.  And apparently failed miserably.  Good job.

I'm rezzing %tt and not you.  :p

Hey, %tt -- next time, duck!

See %tt, that's why you don't pull aggro.

Giving %tt another chance to noob it up.


  ** Sexual innuendo:

I don't like limp!  Stand Erect, %tt!

%tt, this better not be another attempt to get me to give you mouth-to-mouth.


  ** WoW references:

Forgive me, %tt!  Your death only adds to my failure!

It proved to be more mana efficient to resurrect %tt.

Well, %tt, if you had higher faction with %pt, you might have gotten a
heal.  How do you raise it?  1g donation = 15 rep.

%tt, quit hitting on the Spirit Healer and come kill something!


  ** Morbid humor:

Hope this works, %tt; last guy I tried this on couldn't stop eating everyone's
brains.

I shall put your remains back into something resembling your former self, %tt.

Thank you for your patience during this difficult time.


  ** Jokes about rez macros:

Rezzing %tt with a boring rez macro.

%tt, if you stop dying I'll stop using my lame rez macros!

You don't deserve a cool rez macro, %tt. You deserve to die. But you already
did, so, um ... yeah.


  ** Other:

%tt, your soul has been disconnected.  Please stand by while I reconnect you.

If you can read this, %tt's dead.

Well %tt, glad to see it was you and not me.

It's okay %tt, I know what I'm doing ... I think.

Oopsie, hehe, sorry 'bout the dead thing, %tt; let me help you up.

Death does not suit you, %tt.  I command you, ARISE!

Um, yeah, %tt we're going to need you to get off the ground now, and um, yeah,
we're going to need you to start fighting again, that would be great, thanks!

%tt dead.  Me cast spell.  It bring back %tt.  We happy.

Fortune smiles upon thee %tt, for thou hast gained a rez.

I shall create new life with %tt!

Breathing life back into %tt and running out of breath ...

Granddaddy always said laughter was the best medicine. I guess it wasn't strong
enough to keep %tt alive.

Ressing %tt, can I get an Amen!

Dying makes me sad, %tt.

Arise %tt, and fear death no more, or at least until the next pull.
