[boot]
Waking up the mods
Counting every mod twice
Polishing the keepers' armour
Teaching zombies to walk
Untangling mixins
Feeding the gnomes
Sharpening a thousand swords
Asking Java for more memory
Rolling loot tables
Stacking recipes very carefully
Brewing the potion of patience
Convincing the dragon to wait
Ironing the capes
Warming up the furnaces
Hiding the good loot

[world_waiting]
Waking up the world
Finding the save file
Dusting off the chunks
Looking for where you left off

[reserve]
Drawing the map borders
Picking a spot for spawn
Reserving land for later
Rolling the world seed

[structures]
Hiding dungeons
Burying treasure
Building villages nobody asked for
Hiding the keepers
Drawing up the blueprints
Placing ruins where they hurt most
Losing the stronghold on purpose

[biomes]
Painting biomes
Choosing the weather
Picking a colour for the grass
Sorting deserts from jungles
Giving every hill a name

[terrain]
Raising mountains
Digging out the oceans
Piling up stone
Flattening the plains a little
Making cliffs taller than they need to be
Pouring the bedrock

[surface]
Laying down grass
Spreading sand on the beaches
Dusting the peaks with snow
Rolling out the topsoil

[caves]
Carving caves
Digging tunnels
Hollowing out the deep dark
Leaving gaps to fall into

[features]
Growing trees
Planting flowers
Scattering ores
Adding small touches
Placing pumpkins
Watering the mushrooms
Hanging vines
Hiding diamonds very deep

[light]
Lighting the world
Hanging up the sun
Checking where shadows go
Dimming the caves

[mobs]
Spawning animals
Waking up the monsters
Telling the creepers where you live
Putting cows in fields

[ready]
Adding small touches
Settling in
Almost there
Unpacking your bags

[join]
Knocking on the server's door
Shaking hands with the server
Checking your boots for mud
Asking nicely to come in
Finding your old spot

[terrain_load]
Loading the terrain
Laying out the land
Catching up on chunks
Placing the scenery back

[nether]
Turning up the heat
Pouring lava
Warming the netherrack
Hiding the fortress again
Waking the ghasts

[end]
Floating the islands
Waking the Ender Dragon
Stacking obsidian towers
Turning off the sky

[dimension]
Opening the portal
Crossing over
Bending reality a little
Stepping somewhere else

[leave]
Saving the world
Tucking the world in
Writing everything down
Putting the chunks to bed
Closing the doors behind you
