As seen on TV!
Awesome!
100% pure!
May contain nuts!
Better than Prey!
More polygons!
Sexy!
Limited edition!
Flashing letters!
Made by Notch!
Coming soon!
Best in class!
When it's finished!
Absolutely dragon free!
Excitement!
More than 500 sold!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Indev!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Holy cow, man!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Uses LWJGL!
Reticulating splines!
Minecraft!
Yaaay!
Singleplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
Undocumented!
Ingots!
Exploding creepers!
That's not a moon!
l33t!
Create!
Survive!
Dungeon!
Exclusive!
The bee's knees!
Down with O.P.P.!
Closed source!
Classy!
Wow!
Not on steam!
Oh man!
Check it out!
Awesome community!
Pixels!
Teetsuuuuoooo!
Kaaneeeedaaaa!
Now with difficulty!
Enhanced!
90% bug free!
Pretty!
12 herbs and spices!
Fat free!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Ask your doctor!
Minors welcome!
Cloud computing!
Legal in Finland!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
GOTY!
Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
Euclidian!
Now in 3D!
Inspirational!
Herregud!
Complex cellular automata!
Yes, sir!
Played by cowboys!
OpenGL 1.1!
Thousands of colors!
Try it!
Age of Wonders is better!
Try the mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
Guaranteed!
Macroscopic!
Bring it on!
Random splash!
Call your mother!
Monster infighting!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
You've got a brand new key!
Water proof!
Uninflammable!
Whoa, dude!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
NP is not in P!
Notch <3 ez!
Music by C418!
Livestreamed!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Cooler than Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
Never dig down!
Take frequent breaks!
Not linear!
Han shot first!
Nice to meet you!
Buckets of lava!
Ride the pig!
Larger than Earth!
sqrt(-1) love you!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
0% sugar!
150% hyperbole!
Synecdoche!
Let's danec!
Seecret Friday update!
Reference implementation!
Lewd with two dudes with food!
Kiss the sky!
20 GOTO 10!
Verlet intregration!
Peter Griffin!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
4815162342 lines of code!
A skeleton popped out!
The Work of Notch!
The sum of its parts!
BTAF used to be good!
I miss ADOM!
umop-apisdn!
OICU812!
Bring me Ray Cokes!
Finger-licking!
Thematic!
Pneumatic!
Sublime!
Octagonal!
Une baguette!
Gargamel plays it!
Rita is the new top dog!
SWM forever!
Representing Edsbyn!
Matt Damon!
Superfragilisticexpialidocious!
Consummate V's!
Cow Tools!
Double buffered!
Fan fiction!
Flaxkikare!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous!
Engage!
Fantasy!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Kick it root down!
Regional resources!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, somethingawful!
Woo, /v/!
Woo, tigsource!
Woo, minecraftforum!
Woo, worldofminecraft!
Woo, reddit!
Woo, 2pp!
Google anlyticsed!
Now supports åäö!
Give us Gordon!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
12345 is a bad password!
Vote for net neutrality!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
MAP11 has two names!
Omnipotent!
Gasp!
...!
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Jag känner en bot!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Haha, LOL!
Hampsterdance!
Switches and ores!
Menger sponge!
idspispopd!
Eple (original edit)!
So fresh, so clean!
Slow acting portals!
Try the Nether!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Finally with ladders!
Scary!
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Twittered about!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
Joel is neat!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
Huge tracts of land!
Welcome to your Doom!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay a while and listen!
Treatment for your rash!
"Noun" is an autonym!
Information wants to be free!
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
Lots of truthiness!
The creeper is a spy!
Turing complete!
It's groundbreaking!
Let our battle's begin!
The sky is the limit!
Sleep Token!
So Shift, so green!
Like A Jaiden Smith Tweet!
Also try DB3K!
Also try Raspberry Flavored!
Also try BTA!
Also try ReIndev!
Also try MC Diverge!
Also try New Frontier Craft!
Also try Gamma Files!
Also try Badass Edition!
Also try... actual Beta!
Also try Re-Adventure!
Also try DOOM!
Also try Sonic Adventure!
Also try Not So Seecret Saturday!
Also try Devil May Cry 3!
Also try Ultrakill!
Also try RubyDung!
Also try Legend of the Chambered!
Also try Risk of Rain!
Also try Terraria!
Also try Jet Set Radio!
Also try Legacy+!
Also try going outside!
Also try Minecraft!
Also try Better than Wolves!
This is just nostalgia bait!
Bro just play actual Beta!
Rose-tinted glasses!
Fish? Use some nostalgia bait!
Kroger showdown!
That's epic!
Murdering parasites!
Supplementaries rope!
To sprint or not to sprint, that is the hunger!
Add back sprinting >:(
Add back villagers >:(
Add back enchanting >:(
Add back shields >:(
Better than sprinting!
Better than hunger!
Better than villagers!
Better than enchanting!
Better than shields!
Press Alt F4 for Villagers!
Press Alt F4 for Sprinting!
Truth and real!
Top 10 ways to store Shrimp, number 10:
Create mod!
I'm friends with Create Mod who lives in my world!
Say that again?
Rally the clay soldiers!
That's the question!
Those who know:
Those who glow:
Those who show:
Those who trade:
Those who laugh:
There's two hawks over there!
Collect my pages!
[DRBRUHMOMENTS] Zzzzzzzzzzz...
Alloy Smelting!
Reminiscing!
Sprintiniscence!
Beds are too OP!
Nerf beds!
Removed Beds!
Removed Herobrine!
Removed fun!
Removed Create Mod!
Removed reloading!
A Tomato flew around my room!
A Potato flew around my room!
A Ponato flew around my room!
Oh, Artemis!!!
Tomato-powered!
Water-powered!
Water?
Water, ice, salt!
Rip & Tear!
Argent D'Nur!
You can't just shoot a hole into the surface of Mars!
In the first age...
In the first battle...
When the shadows first lengthened...
The last Beta player??
Bali, you should add blank to Reminiscence!
DrBruhMoments, hand over those textures!
MuttDud, drop the beat!
Emma, increase this performance!
Kinetic Hosted!
Death. Straight. Up.
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[Please stand by]
[There is no splash here]
There is no sprint button!
Skill issue?
Davey takes over!
Call Kevin!
I am the Gerger Baby!
Poo Peter!
It came from the fog...
Bali studios has been shut down due to bad references!
Damn is!!! XD
RIP Rooster Teeth- wait nvm.
Shift vs Green!
That's my favorite!
Do you love me?
You guys smell that?
Show us Create in the classroom!
Show us Herobrine in the classroom!
I dropped my wallet!
I dropped my resume!
I dropped my water!
Steel Terror!
Nirvana? That's my favorite shirt brand!
Error joining squad!
The loathesome dungeater? Does he play BTW?
Shift User, that's not what that means!!!!!!!
My name is Bali and I made the Reminiscence!
My name is Bali and I made the modpack!
HEUH!
MUSTARD!!!!!!!!!
Doorbell's broken. Yell MUSTAAARD! Really loud!
9+10?
freddy fastbear I think!
Buns, ketchup, pickle, cheese, put that mustard in between!
Buns, ketchup, pickle, cheese, put that water in between!
Buns, ketchup, pickle, cheese, put that patty in between!
I'm done with Siege!
Hello, Mustard! My son refuses to eat his vegetables!
Hello, Mustard! My son refuses to drink his water!
FallenMeeps, describe our friend group!
That was in the past!
That was in the grass!
That was in the glass!
Wait, Walter's a bad guy!?
Wait, Pac-Man's a bad guy!?
Dual-Wielding Chili Dogs!
Mr. Electric, send him to the principal's office and have him expelled!
"Literally 1984" mfs when I tell thim it's 1676:
DrBeatMoments!
Not yet.
This splash is nothing like the other splashes in the series!
This is like 3 different splash texts into one!
I honestly might refund this splash!
I'm friends with the monster that lives in my head!
I'm friends with the mustard that lives in my head!
I'm friends with create mod that lives in my head!
"Having friends is important" - Zander!
The deepest files!
Jeremiah studios!
He wants a glass of water!
NOT called Reminisce!
NOT called Reminiscent!
Reminin- Remi- Reminisce- Remin- Reminscence- Remininini- Remisceniniscence- Rem-
Pronunciation: Reh-muh-ni-sns!
On Sigmar!
I can't believe it's not modern!
I can't believe it's not beta!
Quick, ask your parents where babies come from!
Minecraft: Nostalgia Bait Edition!
Copper Ore!
I'm nostalgia baiting it!
Why is the Silver blue!?!?
Experiment with the presets!
Check the Achievements!
Villager Chicken!
NOT adding Werewolves!
NOT adding Create Mod!
NOT adding Twilight Forest!
NOT adding Rediscovered!
NOT adding Herobrine!
NOT adding horror mods!
NOT adding furniture!
NOT adding tech!
How can I make this about me?
We must save the world in a fortnight!
There is nothing you can do to get me off this game!
This splash text is too advanced for your feeble mind!
Splash textiniscence!
Bro just be adding anything!
Ohohoh my gohohohod!
Pickle no good!
I can say that!
Subscribe to TheBottomDweller!
Subscribe to Cosmonautic!
Subscribe to RAZZLE!
Not by the fade of my twinny twin twin!
Stealing BTA's splash texts!
Happy birthday!
Still beta!
Aw yeah, this is happening!
You got the Shotgun!
Realized without proper naming conventions!
java.lang.NullPointerException!
Order of the Stone!
SSStylish!
Now with ghastlier Ghasts!
Uncooked bread!
Blame Notch!
Not enough splashes!
All new splashes!
This party's getting crazy!
Kept you waiting, huh?!
Neapolitan stone!
90% less adventure!
Never go hungry again!
Have your cake and eat it too!
Watch your step!
System.out.println("Testing!");
splashes.txt!
Minceraft!
Steal a soul for a second chance!
Supports languages!
That zombie's got threads!
Better than villages!
No Testificates!
Now supports 32x32 textures!
All hail OOP!
NORF FC!
The End? Don't bet on it!
WOOO 2011! YEAR OF THE GAMER!
Featuring Steve from the Minecraft series!
Due to a copyright claim, your splash text has been blocked!
Delete META-INF!
IDDQD!
IDKFA!
IDCHOPPERS!
Live and learn!
Remember Yogscast?
Glacier!
gargamel!
404!
The wall of flesh has awoken!
You feel an evil presence watching you...
You feel vibrations from deep below...
This is going to be a terrible night...
You feel the air getting colder around you...
Slime is falling from the sky!
A goblin army is approaching from the west!
Martians are invading!
Join the Discord server!
Made in England!
Hyper realistic blood!
Janky on purpose!
Jaffa Factory 118!
Based on what?
& Knuckles!
I AM THE BUG INSIDE YOU!
Rougher than the rest of them!
Now with 90% less Steves!
Now with authentication!
Sky deck a Go! Go!
A symbol of thrill!
Be cool, be wild, be groovy!
Windy and ripply!
Sweet soul brother!
Let Mom sleep!
Rock it on!
Shut up, sit down and eat!
Even more music by C418!
One song by Notch!
Music by Steelman!
Engage Herobrine!
wug!
No seasons!
Bigger worlds!
G'Day, mate!
It's finally here!
K!
Dude! Where's my cape?
Ram on!
Now with fewer bugs!
Now with more bugs!
Coded by an infinite number of monkeys!
Brimming with mystery and life!
Running out of ideas for splashes!
Be not afraid!
Filmed in front of a live studio audience!
More addictive than World of Warcraft!
The finest minds of a generation!
Every copy is personalized!
Damn fine cherry pie!
Bee tea, eh!
This background has an Easter egg!
Almost finished!
Watch out for chest goblins!
Self-documenting!
A triumph of engineering!
Back to where it all began!
Neatly packaged for your convenience!
The scorpion's name is Hank!
Tones Tones Tones!
A symptom of a larger problem!
400,000 views and counting!
Wildly popular!
Y2K-compatible!
Let's see Paul Allen's Minecraft modpack!
Even has a watermark!
More fun than doing nothing!
Try the lamb stew!
Better than Scrolls!
Thanks, YouTube!
Better than Halloween!
Hard to miss!
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Huge tracts of land!
Over 150,000 downloads!
Still just a rat in a cage!
The end is never the end is never the end is never the end is never the end!
Chock-full of hidden features!
A simulation within a simulation!
Surf the vibe!
Feel the breeze!
Seldom updated!
Blowin' in the wind!
'tis but a scratch!
Accidentally good!
A shrubbery!
Reversing the polarity!
This party is so crazy!
Localized entirely within your computer!
Legally questionable!
Betamax isn't dead!
I thought we had more splashes than this!
A thinner, vertical squid!
Finally out!
Leaner, meaner, and greener!
Now available on vinyl!
Not AI-generated!
The iceberg is canon!
Devoid of meaning!
Wacky and uncharacteristic!
Reconstructed from archival footage!
Beyond comprehension!
Digitally restored!
Tested in production!
Watch out for wombats!
Jumpscare!
Must be seen to be believed!
The product of a disturbed mind!
Pass the salt!
Pass the ball!
Episode 1: So Blocky, So Cool
Episode 2: Under a Creeping Moon
Episode 3: Cavern Chaos
Episode 4: Good Grief!
Episode 5: Rebels with a Porkchop
Episode 6: A N00b Hope
Episode 7: The Valiant Venture
Episode 8: Here be Dragons
Episode 9: The Village People
Episode 10: Storm's-A-Brewin'
Episode 11: Dusk till Dawn
Episode 12: Trade Secrets
Episode 13: The Entertainer
Episode 14: Lactose Intolerance
Episode 15: Smoke and Mirrors
Episode 16: Witherphobia
Episode 17: Fight-or-Flight
Episode 18: The Equine Enigma
Episode 19: Unsolved Mysteries
Episode 20: The Two Spectres
Episode 21: Passion of the Fart
Episode 22: The Good, the Bad and the Hacker
Episode 23: Hackusations
Episode 24: PvP Poetry
Episode 25: The Dynamite Settlement
Episode 26: A Milky Situation
Episode 27: Out of the Pan into the Nether
Episode 28: The Final Bout
The small artists require Shift User's money!
Commission artists watching Shift User's profile picture change!
Son I'm brine!
Niche alert!
Gem alert!
Marinated with nothing!
I will do anything for a commission!
Those noobs are going on an adventure!
Just making up BS!
Look at this finisher! Look at this finisher!
I'm John Wick, wubba lubba dub dub!
Yes you can, because you're expelled!
I'm going to the office!
Feel free to chip in!
I asked!
The beats pill!
Mug root beer!
Dracula flow!
Throw yourself at the ground and miss!