Is your 'W' key broken or are you just this bad?
I’d call you a 'bot', but bots actually hit their shots.
Your gameplay is the best birth control I've ever seen.
You’re the reason Minecraft has a 'Peaceful' mode.
Error 404: Skill not found.
I’ve seen better moves in a turn-based game.
You were a mistake, even the respawn button regrets you.
It’s okay to be a secondary character in your own life.
Natural selection at its finest.
You're like an antivax kid: You didn't stand a chance of making it to the endgame.
You just fell off the edge. Guess the Flat Earthers were right about you.
If being bad at Minecraft was a career, you’d be a CEO by now.
Go back to Roblox.
Shift happens.
Put these foolish ambitions to rest. You’re just a Steve.
Nice save! Next time, try using your monitor.
WASTED. Better luck in the next life, CJ.
Mission Failed: You followed the wrong train... into the void.
Emergency Meeting: Who let this noob play?
Ad Astra Abyssosque... Welcome back to the Spawn Point.
Wake up, Samurai! We have a bed to respawn at.
Science requires your sacrifice.
You are dead. Maybe try a Green Herb next time?
1-800-REFUND. Even Concord had more active players than your brain cells right now.
This death was a scam, just like The Day Before.
Service terminated. Please uninstall your life.
Error 404: Skill not found. Only Gollum remains.
This death is the only thing free about this server.
Rules are made to be broken... including your legs.
Whale in-game, Snail in-skill.
Blue envelopes only. No 3-star gameplay found here.
Proxy error: Skill issue detected.
Your drop rates were 1 in 7.5 trillion, and you still died?
You should have kept the mask on. That death was ugly.
100% Real Gameplay (Gone Wrong) (Almost Died) (Actually Died).
You haven't aged... Oh, wait, you're dead. No aging needed.
Ran out of milk. Time to go home to the point of origin.
Black Noir would be proud of your silence. Mostly because you’re dead.
Your survival rate is lower than The Deep’s IQ.
Found a dead body in the woods? Oh wait, it's just you.
This death was brought to you by [Redacted] Gambling Site!
You’ve been eliminated from the 100 million dollar giveaway.
Boom. That was your inventory exploding.
A King must protect their kingdom. You can’t even protect your dirt shack.
Silly-churl, billy-churl, silly-billy... dead man.
Don't worry, she's watching you... failing miserably.
Everyone holds hands! Except you, you’re holding the respawn button.
Commander? Why are you sleeping on the floor? Is it a game?
The Sentinel foretold a hero. It clearly wasn't talking about you.
I can heal your wounds, but I can't heal that level of stupidity.
A strategic sacrifice? No, that was just a misclick.
Imagine having a 5-star waifu but a 1-star skill.