Time to blow things up!
Explosive Utils!
Probably safe!
Definitely unsafe!
Boom?
BOOM!
KABOOM!
Kablam!
Uh oh.
Oops.
Run!
Duck!
Look behind you!
Don't blink!
Was that supposed to happen?
Who pressed that button?
I pressed the button.
It was Steve.
Definitely Steve.
Alex did it.
Creeper approved!
Creeper disapproved!
Creeper is confused.
Creeper: "Wait, that's MY job!"
Even Creepers need safety goggles!
Minecraft, but louder!
Minecraft, but boomier!
Minecraft, but slightly worse.
Minecraft, but with consequences.
Minecraft, but everything explodes.
Minecraft has left the chat.
This is fine.
Everything is fine.
Nothing is fine.
What could go wrong?
Probably nothing.
Probably everything.
Trust me.
Don't trust me.
Trust the TNT.
Never trust the TNT.
TNT has feelings too.
TNT goes brrrr.
Redstone goes brrrr.
GPU goes brrrr.
CPU goes brrrr.
Fans go BRRRRRRR!
Task Manager is concerned.
Your GPU called.
Your RAM called.
Your CPU wants a vacation.
Your PC needs therapy.
Your FPS needs therapy.
Frames? What frames?
Error 404: FPS not found.
Achievement unlocked: Lag.
Achievement unlocked: Regret.
Achievement unlocked: Crater.
Achievement unlocked: Oops.
Achievement unlocked: Property damage.
Achievement unlocked: Where did my house go?
Achievement unlocked: Bedrock detected.
Achievement unlocked: Bedrock deleted.
Achievement unlocked: Don't try this at home.
Achievement unlocked: Home deleted.
Achievement unlocked: Physics resigned.
Physics has left the server.
Gravity is optional.
Gravity? Never heard of it.
Newton would be proud.
Newton would not be proud.
Einstein is disappointed.
The laws of physics are suggestions.
Physics.exe has stopped responding.
Reality.exe has stopped responding.
World.exe has stopped responding.
Steve.exe has stopped responding.
Loading...
Still loading...
Why is it still loading?
Please wait.
Please stop.
Please don't.
Too late.
It's too late.
Run while you still can!
You have 3 seconds.
You have 2 seconds.
You have 1 second.
You had a good run.
Goodbye.
See you at spawn.
Respawn simulator!
Free teleportation!
Instant landscaping!
Instant cave!
Instant canyon!
Instant crater!
Instant mountain!
Instant flat world!
Instant regret!
Instant swimming pool!
Instant basement!
Instant renovation!
Instant demolition!
Instant geography!
Instant geology!
Instant archaeology!
Instant property damage!
Free terraforming!
Terraforming is easy!
Terraforming is loud!
Terraforming with style!
WorldEdit who?
Who needs a shovel?
Who needs a pickaxe?
Who needs a brain?
Mining is overrated.
Digging is optional.
Blocks are temporary.
Mountains are temporary.
Houses are temporary.
Your base is temporary.
Everything is temporary.
Especially your FPS.
One click.
One boom.
One problem.
Two clicks.
Two booms.
More problems.
Click responsibly.
Click irresponsibly.
Right-click wisely.
Right-click foolishly.
Left-click carefully.
Don't press anything.
Press everything.
Hold Shift!
Did you hold Shift?
You forgot Shift.
SHIFT!
Don't forget the Shift key!
Safety first!
Safety second!
Safety third!
Safety was never invited.
Wear a helmet.
Wear blast protection.
Wear everything.
Wear nothing.
Actually, wear armor.
Armor recommended.
Armor strongly recommended.
Armor extremely recommended.
Armor won't save your house.
Your house has been selected.
Your base has been selected.
Your village has been selected.
The mountain has been selected.
The Nether has been selected.
The End has been selected.
The Void has been selected.
The Moon has been selected.
NASA has been notified.
The Warden heard that.
The Warden is moving.
The Warden is reconsidering.
The Ender Dragon is leaving.
The Ender Dragon left the chat.
The Wither wants to talk.
The Wither changed its mind.
Ghasts are crying.
Piglins are confused.
Villagers are evacuating.
Villagers: "Hrrrm?!"
Iron Golem has resigned.
Cats are running away.
Dogs are hiding.
Sheep are airborne.
Chickens have achieved flight.
Pigs have discovered aviation.
Cows are questioning reality.
Zombies are now astronauts.
Skeletons have taken cover.
Spiders regret everything.
Slimes are now smaller slimes.
Endermen can't teleport fast enough.
Phantoms are staying indoors.
Axolotls are disappointed.
Frogs are watching.
Bees are angry.
The bees know what you did.
The villagers know.
The cows know.
The chickens definitely know.
Herobrine is taking notes.
Herobrine approved.
Herobrine disapproved.
Herobrine has left the area.
Herobrine wasn't invited.
404: Herobrine not found.
The moon is concerned.
The sun is concerned.
The clouds are concerned.
The grass is concerned.
The dirt is concerned.
Even bedrock is nervous.
The Void is nervous.
The Void said no.
Even the Void said no.
Bedrock says hello.
Bedrock says goodbye.
Goodbye, surface!
Hello, crater!
Welcome to the crater!
Population: 0.
Population: Creeper.
Population: Mostly dust.
Population: Who knows?
Free dust included!
Dust sold separately.
Now with extra dust!
99% more boom!
200% more boom!
Too much boom!
Not enough boom!
Boom sold separately.
Boom included!
Boom not included.
Boom may vary.
Boom guaranteed!
Results may explode.
Explosive results guaranteed!
May contain explosions.
May contain traces of TNT.
Contains 100% pure chaos.
Made with 100% gunpowder.
Now with more gunpowder!
Less boring than TNT!
More explosive than expected!
Less stable than expected!
Probably overpowered.
Definitely overpowered.
Maybe slightly overpowered.
Completely reasonable.
Totally balanced.
Balanced according to who?
Balanced by a Creeper.
Perfectly balanced.
As all explosions should be.
This is not a bug.
This is a feature.
Feature or bug?
Yes.
Working as intended.
Probably working as intended.
Don't ask how it works.
Nobody knows how it works.
I don't know either.
The developer knows.
The developer forgot.
The developer pressed it too.
It worked on my PC.
It worked yesterday.
It works in theory.
In theory, it should work.
In practice... BOOM.
Works perfectly!
Works too perfectly!
Tested on one Creeper.
Tested on zero Creepers.
Creeper testing was inconclusive.
Quality assurance has exploded.
QA department has been relocated.
The test world is gone.
There was a test world.
We don't talk about the test world.
Version 1.0: Boom.
Version 2.0: Bigger Boom.
Version 3.0: Oops.
Patch notes: Everything exploded.
Bug report: Too much fun.
Known issue: Explosions.
Known issue: More explosions.
Known issue: Your house.
Known issue: FPS.
Known issue: Gravity.
Known issue: Reality.
Feature request: Bigger boom.
Feature request denied.
Feature request accepted.
Feature request: Even bigger boom.
Approved by absolutely nobody.
Admin approved!
Admin is angry!
Don't show this to your admin.
Your server admin is watching.
Your server admin has disconnected.
The server is crying.
Server TPS: Yes.
Server TPS: No.
Server TPS: Goodbye.
Tick rate has left the chat.
One tick away from disaster.
Tick tock, boom o'clock!
It's boom o'clock!
Time for a boom!
Boom time!
Snack time!
TNT time!
Mining time!
Explosion time!
Nap time!
Why are you mining?
Why are you still mining?
Just explode it.
Explode first, ask questions later.
Questions are temporary.
Crates are permanent.
Actually, nothing is permanent.
Dig smarter, not harder.
Work smarter, explode harder.
Why mine when you can explode?
Why build when you can demolish?
Why terraform when you can detonate?
Why walk when you can explode?
Why sleep when you can boom?
Why use TNT when you have this?
Why use this when you have TNT?
TNT walked so Explosive Utils could run.
TNT is jealous.
Creepers are jealous.
WorldEdit is nervous.
Voxel editors are nervous.
Shovels are unemployed.
Pickaxes are unemployed.
Miners are unemployed.
Architects are concerned.
Engineers are impressed.
Geologists are furious.
Archaeologists are crying.
Minecraft terrain has been redesigned.
Terrain is now optional.
Mountains are overrated.
Flat worlds are overrated.
Crater worlds are underrated.
Welcome to CraterCraft.
New biome unlocked: Exploded.
New structure unlocked: Hole.
New dimension unlocked: Basement.
New dimension unlocked: Crater.
New achievement: Big Boom.
New achievement: Bigger Boom.
New achievement: Why?
New achievement: Oops.
New achievement: Where's my base?
New achievement: Call an admin.
New achievement: Call NASA.
New achievement: Call your mom.
Don't call your mom.
Your mom already knows.
Your neighbors heard that.
The neighbors are concerned.
Someone called the police.
It's just Minecraft!
It's only a mod!
It's only a little explosion!
It's not that big.
It's actually pretty big.
Okay, it's huge.
That's a lot of TNT.
That's too much TNT.
More TNT!
Less TNT!
TNTn't.
TNT but bigger.
TNT but angrier.
TNT but portable.
TNT but convenient.
TNT but with buttons.
TNT but with paperwork.
Explosions with paperwork!
Please sign this waiver.
Waiver rejected.
Safety inspector has arrived.
Safety inspector has exploded.
Safety inspector is now a Creeper.
Occupational hazard.
Totally OSHA compliant.
Probably OSHA compliant.
Definitely not OSHA compliant.
Safety rating: Creeper.
Safety rating: 0/10.
Safety rating: BOOM/10.
Warning!
Warning warning!
Double warning!
Triple warning!
Mega warning!
Ultra warning!
Final warning!
Last warning!
Okay, seriously, run.
Seriously.
RUN!
Why are you still here?
You should probably leave.
Go away.
This area is now a crater.
Crater maintenance complete.
Construction complete!
Demolition complete!
Renovation complete!
House deleted.
Mountain deleted.
Forest deleted.
Cave deleted.
Chunk deleted.
Oops, wrong chunk.
Wrong dimension!
Wrong button!
Wrong planet!
Wrong universe!
Wrong timeline!
We may have altered reality.
Time travel not included.
Reality expansion pack sold separately.
Universe update required.
Please restart Minecraft.
Please restart your PC.
Please restart the planet.
Have you tried turning it off and on again?
Have you tried exploding it?
Exploding fixes everything.
Except your FPS.
FPS is temporary.
Boom is forever.
Explosions are forever.
Nothing is forever.
Except this splash text.
Explosive Utils: Making Minecraft louder!
Explosive Utils: Utility meets chaos!
Explosive Utils: Built different.
Explosive Utils: Built to explode.
Explosive Utils: Probably too powerful.
Explosive Utils: Mildly explosive.
Explosive Utils: Extremely explosive.
Explosive Utils: Ridiculously explosive.
Explosive Utils: Questionably useful.
Explosive Utils: Surprisingly useful.
Explosive Utils: Surprisingly destructive.
Explosive Utils: Useful until it isn't.
Explosive Utils: Because normal tools are boring.
Explosive Utils: Tools with consequences.
Explosive Utils: Your world, our problem.
Explosive Utils: Your base, our target.
Explosive Utils: Making holes since today.
Explosive Utils: Turning blocks into particles.
Explosive Utils: The art of controlled chaos.
Explosive Utils: Control sold separately.
Explosive Utils: Chaos included.
Explosive Utils: No assembly required.
Explosive Utils: Batteries not included.
Explosive Utils: May require more TNT.
Explosive Utils: More tools. More explosions.
Explosive Utils: One mod. Infinite chaos.
Explosive Utils: Boom is a utility.
Explosive Utils: Utility has never been louder.
Explosive Utils: Explode responsibly.
Explosive Utils: Don't explode responsibly.
Explosive Utils: What could possibly go wrong?
Explosive Utils: Probably everything.
Explosive Utils: Have fun!
Explosive Utils: Good luck!
Explosive Utils: You will need it.
Explosive Utils: Welcome to the blast zone.
Explosive Utils: Enter at your own risk.
Explosive Utils: There is no turning back.
Explosive Utils: Press the button.
Explosive Utils: Press it again.
Explosive Utils: You know you want to.
Explosive Utils: Do it.
Explosive Utils: BOOM.