Check the changelog!
Now with Discord!
Engineering Degree not required!
Conquere Land, Sea, Sky, and Space!
Steam powered!
Over stressed!
Finally Asbestos Free!
Migraine, ahoy!
Let us fly!
Now with random splash texts like this one!
Welcome to Costco! I love you!
Powered by pizza rolls!
Official Sponsor of "Sad Bachelor Chow"
Submarines don't belong on top of mountains!
Airplanes don't belong at under water!
100% free (except for the beefy gaming computer required to run it).
Powered by caffeine!
Powered by tears!
Extremely unlimited edition!
Wear your goggles!
Be prepared for anything!
Explosions guaranteed!
Dr. Pepper got me this far!
Just because you can, probably means you should!
Much less evil than the folks over at Aperature!
Curse your sudden but innevitable betrayal!
That's what she said!
Straight to jail!
What is this, a center for ants?
I've made a huge mistake!
There's always money in the banana stand!
I don't want to live on this planet anymore!
Inconceivable!
What about second breakfast?
Life, uh, finds a way...
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Look at all those chickens!
It is Wednesday, my dudes.
Oh my god, they were roommates.
Fre shavocado.
Why you always lyin?
I could've dropped my croisant!
A potato flew around my room before you came...
Cash me outside, how 'bout that?!
I like turtles.
Press F to pay respects.
No regerts.
Ma'am, this is a Wendy's.
That's a bold strategy, Cotton!
You had one job!
Am I joke to you?!
You know, I'm something of a scientist myself.
I see this as an absolute win!
We have a server!
We have a server!
We have a server!
We have a server!
We have a server!
We have a server!
We have a server!
We have a server!
We have a server!
We have a server, btw!
*confused screaming*
Omae wa mou shindeiru.
Cool story, bro.
Thanks, I hate it.
A series of tubes!
Are we the baddies?
A tutorial would not go amiss.
No, YOU're breathtaking!
[Everyone liked that.]
[Everyone liked that.]
[Everyone liked that.]
[Everyone disliked that.]
[Everyone disliked that.]
[Everyone disliked that.]
Wait, you guys are getting paid?!
Rent free!
Gentlemen, this is democracy manifest!
Have a look at the headlock here!
What is the charge? Eating a meal? A succulent Chinese meal?!
Ah yes, I see you know your judo well.
Actual cannibal Shia LaBeouf
And I say hey-ey-ey hey-ey-ey
I said "Hey, a-what's going on?"
Who you gonna call?!
It's dangerous to go alone, take this!
I have strong feelings about pokemon!
There's 200 possible splash texts in this modpack and you got the most boring one! A 0.5% chance! Wow!
I don't know what we're talking about and I haven't for a while!
Running really fast, jumping super high, flipping over stuff, making things explode!
The cup holder holds anything as long as it's a cup!
Checkout these windows! They're perfectly clear so you can watch in amazement as stuff gets more near!
I own a car you turkies!
You've got your career; I've got my... uh... I do stuff.
We've got mango, and apple, and guava, and apple!
If you had a lisp you'd know it's kicking therious ath.
It's as tangy as whiskey and hits you harder than scotch!
Girl, you're a a fossil sample, and I'm an impatient paleontologist. Cause I wanna date you, badly.
We fought so hard I missed a longstanding appointment for brunch!
Brian stabbed a guy with a different guy.
Oh no!
IT'S NOT THE WISHING BEAR!
BRIAN! CALL THE POLICE! &oTHE POLICE, &rBRIAN!
You know what? First date; let's pump the breaks on the murders.
Riding straight out of your imagination!
You're gonna fight all your foo like a thousand Dave Grohls!
It's a mansion party and later on's a panda fight!
Take an upside-down left at the M.C. Escher stairs!
The battle pandas have escaped from the Pandagon!
They're murdering the guests! Aw, it's last week all over again!
I have to go to the pudding store for... uhhh... Pudding. &oAdieu!
Just ask Albert Einstein. He invented space.
I have to say, in retrospect, that was easier than I thought! Oooooh yeaahhhhh!
Hey, look! I found a bell! DING DING DING DING DING DING DING
I'll get my captain's hat. Put on my floaties...
Any more and this house would burn.
Maybe it's starting to sink in, just how long three minutes really is.
Spin around in a circle and make and animal sound!
That wasn't actually very helpful. That was like an instructional dance!
Hell yeah!
You're basically a super hero now so throw some cars!
We have a server, it's real!
We have a server, it's really really real!
We have a server, you could check it out!
We have a server!
We have a server!
We have a server!
We have a server!
We have a server!
We have a server!
We have a server, btw!
You store all your wrath in your cheeks!
So get ready... To be ready... To get ready...
'Cause I've been daydreaming about a pterodactyl named Lamar
I'm not absorbing anything; smile and nod.
I'm thinking about ladders. If I tell you, is that odd?
How many Draculas are hiding in this room?
I'd make an awesome cop if I could stop committing crimes!
I am totally lost!
The engine is a mystery and no one knows how it works!
Look out! It's beige; the coolest kind of borwn a human can handle!
Thank god that you're sitting down!
Sally's dad exploded. That's what I was told.
Wendy's dad exploded too. That might have been a lie.
I love boring romantic comedies~
Any movie we see can be a drive-in movie if we build up enough speed!
I'll just be over here, thinking about a duckling...
I've got my very own room, and tons of a great food! What's your favorite juice?
I'm literally on fire!
One man biker gang!
Rock All night, Fish All Day!
You say "Tomato" I say "What are you doing in my house?"
I bet I can eat more pancakes than you!
Feel the beat (we ripped off fomr  more successful artist)!
Rock the night (or day, depending on your availability)
Can't stop. Won't stop. Might stop.
A-B-C, 1-2-3, Tee-Hee-Hee
Did I say you can stop partying?!
This party is great but not nearly as great as being alone!
I'm sorry, I've gotta take this. It's a one-time offer and they give me 10% off the dish if I order at the same time as the cable and if I connect it to my Wifi..
THE CAT'S DEAD! No, he's alright. He's alright! 
Augh! Dwink, stop shooting my business associates!
There is no content too niche. No reference too obscure.
I'm a cool guy, talking about GameStop. I'm Definitely not a cop!
Gonna make you money in business land.
"Why'd you say you're not a cop?" "Because I'm not."
Let my army of demons rock you to sleep!
Have sweet dreams while I rev my Jeep!
I see you're still awake for some reason. Was it the guitar solo?
Was it the demons? Yeah, people have told us that before.
Fighter jets tearing across the sky!
There's a boatload of pirates, and they're fighting police!
Do you ever think about how ghosts can't be stopped by anything?
Apparently lots of venomous snakes can open doors! Haha, who knew?!
Check out my air horn!
Do ya' like ma' space metaphore?
Try it with shaders!
I'm playing chess when they're all playing checkers. I'm definitely at the wrong tournament.
I banned myself!
Achievement Get: Splash text #182.
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It's not too late to say you're sorry, but it's too late to truly mean it.
Beefy PC edition!
Now with even more references and memes!
My sense of humor is an aquired taste. Like stockholm syndrom.
You are star dust, baby!
Microsoft's "stay signed in" option is a lie.
Incognito Mode doesn't do what you think it does.
When was the last time you changed your passwords?
All jokes aside: You matter. You have value. You are appreciated. Hang in there. <3
All jokes aside: Take a moment to stretch.
All jokes aside: You should hydrate.
All jokes aside: I believe in you.
All jokes aside: Thanks for giving the pack a try!
All jokes aside: Invest in your own happiness!
All jokes aside: Make time for yourself!
Remarkably remarkable!
Locally renowned!