Murder is fun AND legal!
You can't run forever, Tom Hanks!
Beware the lightning!
Trans Rights!
Trans.... Wrongs?!
I can't hum for shit!
Slop Fellas!
Woaw! (basedbasedbased)
RIP Deep Blood!
Peturabo was right!
Scape and Run!
Dubiously balanced!
Proudly unhinged!
Trust the voices!
Trigger discipline is for losers!
Shoot at anything that moves!
Backflips are fun!
No hardcore darkness!
Not a skyblock!
Kill or be killed!
If it bleeds!
Loot everything!
Arson is cool!
Drugs are great!
Nice cock!
Okay Boomer!
Sponsored by EMX-Arms!
Beware the night!
Fear the old gods!
Don't fear the reaper!
Punch a shark!
Run!
Hide!
I know where you live!
Look at him go!
I'm so lonely!
Have fun!
Not boring!
A little boring!
Very boring!
Fistfights!
Now in HD!
Now in 4K!
Room on fire!
In your house!
Creepy, not comfy!
Build high up!
If you can read this, Herobrine, you owe me a twenty!
Sponsored by Tris-Dynamax!
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Nether? I hardly know her!
End? I sure hope it does!
Ice without fire!
Guns! And roses!
Women are great!
Be anti-racist!
Also try Z-Liminex!
Also try Mod of Redemption!
How about that?!
Fly high, buddy!
Safety glock!
Edible!
Punch a facist!
Listen to Arcane Toaster!
Insert Custom Splash Text Here!
Some boys allowed!
Bluntsmöken!
Life is a cycle of pain and torment!
No Herobrines here!
Only kind of sorry!
Offhand! Onhand! Inhand!
.json is my favorite file extension!
I like kissing boys! Oh! I'm a boykisser!
I like kissing girls! Oh! I'm a girlkisser!
I like kissing theys! Oh! I'm a theykisser!
Human! I remember you're slop shooting!
Holy crap! This worse than the time I was in slop shooter 3000!
I'm the 78th splash text! Say hi!
Polar explorer my beloved!
Hound Flees!
boiled two!
Look at the glitches!
home invasion!
//Put a joke here later!
divine hammer!
boil the one!
support walmart unionization efforts!
does not have a discord!
1≠2!
Who even reads these!
I like feet!
The cave dweller has been shot 47 times in Cleveland, Ohio! The cave dweller is fucking dead!
Can run doom!
Better than cod! 
janky and a probably bad way of doing it
if slop shooter 3k gets taken down because of big tiddy boily boi then i will be very upset!