Amogus
i should dip my balls in sulfuric acid
In Color
IN HYPNO-VISION
AS SEEN ON TV
presented in BC (BRAIN CONTROL) where available
Featuring GRATUITOUS ALIEN NUDITY
LOADING....
PRESENTED IN DOUBLE VISION (WHERE DRUNK)
PROUDLY MADE ON EARTH
LIVE FROM OMICRON PERSEI 8 
MADE FROM MEAT BY-PRODUCTS
Filmed on Location
FROM THE MAKERS OF MEMOCRAFT
Based On a True Story
From the network that brought you "MemoCraft"
Not Based On the Show by Matt Groening
COMING SOON TO AN ILLEGAL WAREZ SITE
A Stern Warning of Things to Come
Not a Substitute for Human Interaction
PAINSTAKINGLY CODED BEFORE A LIVE AUDIENCE
FOR PROPER PLAYING, TAKE RED PILL NOW
NO HUMANS WERE PROBED IN THE MAKING OF THIS MODPACK
FUN FOR THE WHOLE FAMILY EXCEPT GRANDMA AND GRANDPA
SOON TO BE A MAJOR RELIGION
FEDERAL LAW PROHIBITS CHANGING THE GAME
80% TEDIUM BY VOLUME
OR IS IT?
WHEN YOU SEE THE CREEPER, DRINK!
IT JUST WON'T STAY DEAD!
THE PROUD RESULT OF PRISON LABOR
THE FLAMES IN YOUR COMPUTER ARE NOT PART OF THE PACK
APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE EYES
THERE WILL BE A TEST
Dictated But Not Read
PUT ON 3-D MONOCLE NOW
MADE YOU LOOK!
(OR SIMILAR PRODUCT)
NO REFUNDS
FEATURING SPARKY, THE INVISIBLE ELF
FOR THE SOPHISTICATED SHUT-IN
PROVIDES A FULL DAY'S SUPPLY OF VITAMIN M!
PENETRATES EVEN THE THICKEST FOIL HAT
THE ONE BRIGHT SPOT IN YOUR LIFE!
APPLY GAMING OIL NOW
#1 MOST PLAYED GAME AMONG CLICKBOTS
50% More Colors Than Bargain-Brand Modpacks
Tell Your Parents It's Educational
SPOILER ALERT: CREEPERS AND WHATNOT
IF UNABLE TO SEE THIS MESSAGE, TURN ON FUTURAMA NOW
BASED ON AN ACTUAL UFO SIGHTING
FIND THE HIDDEN STORY!
HIVE MIND SAYS RELAX
TRY UNPLUGGING IT AND PLUGGING IT BACK IN
IF YOU CAN READ THIS, YOU'RE TOO FAR FROM THE SCREEN
PROVEN TO PROMOTE BRAIN GROWTH IN INANIMATE OBJECTS
ALSO AVAILABLE AS A SUPPOSITORY!
CENSORED BY REDACTED
THIS GAME WILL SELF-DESTRUCT IN 3...2...
Amtssprache ist Deutsch!
Almost as good as getting blown by a Creeper - Wooden
Eh, maybe 3/10 - NiFeo
IMAGINE BEING     AT COMPUTERS
SO FAT YOU LOOK   AND SEE FOOD
Nutri-Score: E
Main Menu Proudly Stolen from BlastOff
Wer das liest ist Doof
A Product of Doofenschmirtz Evil Inc.
Windows Defender certified Malware!
Recommended by 3 out of 10.000 Optometrists
Shoutout to Simpleflips
According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a bee should be able to fly. Its wi...
Well, that's it. I'm done. Canceling my pre order.
Please DO NOT announce to the server when you are going to masturbate.
Mods are asleep, post pictures of Cats
You Expect Me to Believe This Shit? 
Paid $80 For This. Did I Get Ripped Off?
HOLY FUCKING SHIT!!!!! IS THAT A MOTHERFUCKING BREAKING BAD REFERENCE??????
Uninstall this modpack NOW!
So, wake up, Mister Freeman. Wake up and ... smell the ashes
Welcome. Welcome to City 17.
You have chosen, OR HAVE BEEN CHOSEN TO GET FUCKED IN THE ASS
They say great science is built on the shoulders of giants. Not here.
In MemoCraft, we do all our science from scratch. No hand holding.
You're here because we want the best, and you're it. Nope. Couldn't keep a straight face.
Why do we all have to wear these ridicuolous ties?
95% Asbestos Free!
Contains a free sample of Existential Dread!
Free Rootkit with every 7th installation!
How does this work again?
Press Alt+F4 for free diamonds!
May contain Pixels
Reticulating splines!
Known to the state of Cancer to cause California
Neuken in de Keuken
Also try Memocraft!
As seen at Poppengamer!
ATTENTION!!! Thanks for the attention.
Can teleport all the bread you like!
Gentlemen, synchronize your deathwatches!
Listen up, or pornography starring your mother will be the second worst thing that happens to you today.
Anyways, thats how i lost my medical license!
Dont be a baby, Ribs grow back!
Good news everybody!
Bite my shiny metal ass
Help! Satan! You owe me!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ
SEDUCE ME!
At least 40% lead!
