This title screen is nice, but the game is even nicer!
This title screen is a nice place to be… but maybe you should play the game now?
Stuck here? Need help? Just click anywhere!
Don't worry, the game is still here… it's not going anywhere.
Thinking of starting the game? It’s not as easy as it looks… but it is!
This screen’s a masterpiece. But trust me, the game is way more fun!
Who needs an actual game when you’ve got a title screen this good?
Is this where you imagined your adventure would begin? It gets better!
The real adventure begins after you press start. (True story.)
Seriously, are you sure you want to keep reading this?
You're not going to find any hidden messages here...
This game is cooler than your screen time right now!
You've got this! Just click anywhere!
Your mouse isn’t going to click itself!
Waiting is a game in itself... but the one you're about to play is better!
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