Cock and balls torture.
YEHE BOIIIII.
If you aren't complaining I'm sad :(
You have abilities son.
Haha I like it.
Juust another death on the list.
It.. it was a good idea.
Where are my balls John?
Adsjafnhsdfljk.
Grandma Duck is better than you!
No God, please no!
Play this game they said...
...you will like it, they said.
I made sure you had fun.
SUURPRIISEEE
Well at least you tried, and failed ahahah.
I guess God feels sorry for you.
Can I eat your ass?
Ahahahahahaahahah!
Can you just die in silence this time?
Dieeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Always better than living.
Life is too short to worry about living.
I have primordial need to break stuff.
Ah well it's a guinnes world record.
Who would have thought.
All worries are less with wine.
Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Fuck.
èòàùì SATAN òàèùì
Are you enjoying it? Because I hear you screaming.
Maybe don't cry salty tears kid.
The cure for anything is salt.
If you put butter and salt on it, it tastes like salty butter.
Nothing can happen more beautiful than death.
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely, but you are stupid.
One should die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly.
Life is stressful, dear. That’s why they say “Rest In Peace.
Live your life, do your work, then make a stupid decision and die.
Gamers never die, they respawn.
The reports of your death are greatly exaggerated.
Life is hard. After all, it kills you.
You shall not die of a cold. You shall die of having lived.
That's what you deserve for playing minecraft.
The highest tribute to death is gratitude.
The quantum soup is calling to you via frequencies. Can you hear it?
Friends are like snowflakes, when you pee on them they disappear.
People say nothing is impossible but you do nothing everyday.