background = addStretchedTexture("top_left", "loadingscreen:textures/bg.png")
background.setRelRender(1, 1)
tips = addRandomText("top_left")
tips.setAbsXOffset(10)
tips.setAbsYOffset(10)
tips.addTip("You lose health when you die.")
tips.addTip("The cake is a lie.")
tips.addTip("You can eat yourself.")
tips.addTip("You can do the thing!")
tips.addTip("You've been sitting here for a while... So, how's your day been?")
tips.addTip("Always read the quest descriptions. They provide helpful information as to what you should do next.")
tips.addTip("You can only have about 12.")
tips.addTip("You're allergic to poison.")
tips.addTip("2+3*5^7=234,377. You're welcome.")
tips.addTip("PIDGEON MAYOOOOOOO!")
tips.addTip("Have you ever been there? I haven't.")
tips.addTip("Beware the tree pigs.")
tips.addTip("Don't worry about it.")