﻿THAT WAS MY FIRST FALL!
I keep stepping on teeth.
The answer is 13! 13 is the... NO. NO! NOOOO...
The one hole makes me so nervous.
I heard someone was wrong on your channel, Serge.
'Sadness' because it is forced to live 60 blocks below the surface... eeee.
How much death has Jo caused?
Squid farm is back on the menu.
That's why they call me Serge 'Instantmininglover' Yager.
Well when you say it like that I sound like a monster.
I hate how stunning this looks.
You're fine, just jump.
Serge, demonstrating 'Poker Face' on Friday Night Paper Fight.
The Builder's Wand MIGHT be really amazing. Might. Be. Maybe. Really cool. Maybe.
'Living rock brick slabs' was a sentence that was just uttered.
Where are you going, Chicken Lord James?
Who are we to argue with the cats? And by the cats, I mean the mods.
Sass as a service? Kind of hate it.
I'm so proud of me.
At the end of the day, whatever my mods want.
Uno will FOREVER be a Buttermod.
Mods don't get pants.
It's the new hotness.
Hello everybody, welcome to the giant new Sadness Orb, complete with bleating sheep.
There's too much teeth.
Coffee has enemies.
Silk touch, nerd.
Back to the sheep mines! ...is a sentence I just said.
Sheep are transparent.
Just look at our happy little tree friend! Uh-oh. That was a little TOO Bob Ross...
Oh a drowned! Hello little buddy; goodbye little buddy.
I'm regular mining, like a peasant!
I just slept so I shouldn't die.
Oh the SEA. Why can't I quit you?
Look no further than our one-of-a-kind water features, of which we have two.
Our sheep need to know they're VIPs when they get here.
We don't need to line the entire tunnel with CAKE!
Do you wish your LEGO toy could fight you? Boy, do I have a game for you!
If it doesn't look good what's the point?
Quad chicken? No.
Mine looks like a super weiner.
It's better this way. Go Ben. Go to the light.
I do love flooding... steps.
Classic chat, blaming me for my own mistakes.
I'm nailing these jumps like some kind of pro, now.
OH NO. Instant mining, WHY!?
Nothing fills me with more joy than slabbing the Nether.
I find myself, for the second time, wishing I had a Builder's Wand. Shhh! Nobody tell Serifina...
Look at my precious, little, stubby son.
All is well!
That's a death trap, I love it!
Ah! I'm in the fire! I fell in the fire!
I am The Squeaksman.
Wait. No. Nooo! Ah, phantoms, why!? Why did the stream have to end this way!?
He's trying to lick us! He's trying to lick us!
Help me! There is a very angry cat! Ben! I'm being licked! I'm being aggressively licked!
Oh my god! You killed me with a boat!
We need to test out that new mechanic, give me the D!
Toast! Oh no! We can't beat them! They were bread for this!
No, why'd it have to be teeth? Anything but teeth!
Jus' say 'no' ta laza-bois.
Time to get into the cat's mouth!
I am the Spider-Frenchman! Fear me!
Once all this thinkin' stuff is done, I'm sure it'll be a lot quicker.
Why are you still angry?! I paid for my sins!
Chat we may have to give up on the memes.
What bear?
That was a butt call.
Memes are dead.
Jo did you bring this Polar Bear in here? Jo: Maybe.
That's a *lot* of laser-moths.
I want to be able to see them die.
The only way to go into the Danger Room is, of course, to take off everything.
I believe in your ability to kidnap bears.
Jo has come to fill me full of fish.
Hashtag blame James.
There's a lot of room for improvement, here.
I'M THE GREATEST MINECRAFT PLAYER ALIVE!
I don't want to live here forever.
The scope creep is REAL, friends.
I have a magic presence.
Obviously, that's not SUPPOSED to be a pun...
Well it was a lot like four fishes kissing.
Everyone gets a name!
It's hard to walk against the sea of chickens.
We always make it pretty.
That's a free range jungle-chicken!
JEEEBEJEBEBE. It scared me. That's why I made that noise.
Classic James. Big cheats Turner, we like to call him.
Yeah but JoeKim, you're a monster.
I'm not caving. We found diamonds! Totally Worth it! This is why we CAVE!
Come down for the great new sound, that XP Tinkle!
No! I have to fix my potato!
They definitely can't spawn within us.
I didn't mean to set Jo on fire.
We have to go pull dirt out of James.
That means another thing wound up inside of James.
Darkness! I love darkness!
Do we have enough podzol up here? I don't think we have enough podzol. Podzol.
...heck.
Alright, let's head to our kanban board!
She's also covered the teeth in cats.
Our nerd box is going to be so Happy!
All I have is the ability to ruin redstone.
I mean I trust it, it kicked down a fence for us!
I don't read!
I'm a big BURLY PIGEON!
I'll take care of you buddy, you can stay inside me if you want.
I remember when I was a boy, playin' the ol' pushy-tube.
Classic Evil JoeKim.
I am not a Sociopath!
I love that we're talking about managing turkey-aggro
Bosses always have three forms, the Turkey is coming back!
Alright, I need you to trust me....*dies immediately*
Oh no! I got Butter Chicken all over my crotch!
Here comes ol' Butter Chicken-Crotch.
My name is James, and I get to tell people what to do.
Did you ever play with electrical fences as a kid?
Clean *and* symmetrical? My two favourite words!
That's not a huge fire. At *best* that's a medium fire.
I always refer to myself as 'The Player.'
Why cut corners, right?
No, babies don't have drops....which is completely FINE.
Sweetie can you sleep so I don't die?
Not hanging out with this weird shirtless dishes human!
Wait a second... why is this potato SIDEWAYS?
I didn't realize my mods looked up to me like some kind of monarch. A fair and just streamer.
That solid black wall is squirming
That's too many fish!
Kelp is the nerdpole of the sea.
*Delighted
Carpets aren't real.
The lewd tunnel is lewd.
This is so cute! Oh no, there's a creeper! Awkward!
Oh, right! The SPIDERS!
No spiders in the bedroom.
I think one of the issues we've had recently with the kanban board is it hasn't been large enough.
I'm living the Millennial dream: I'm working more and making less!
I think we have to lower everything by one.
I forgot that we have INFINITE resources.
I think I have to smash some bones.
Yay! I needed that Chat Validation.
Oofa. What have I done!?
*CRACK
All I know how to do is style.
We stand in our meditation pool, and we just stare at our Kanban board...
Good. I was feeling like we had too many resources, friends.
Turns out I am not an oil-patch kind of human.
Because I'm a Big Thicc Adult!
No! NO this is mine! Ya BUTTS!
Will the Big Toad be even able to feel the Toad Tip?
Wait. What if it's a GOOD explosion? What if it...explodes stars...all over us.
Serge is the Working Class.
It's okay, Serge LOVES to vacuum.
This is all of our brains diluted! This is as smart as we get!
Thanks for letting me know there were problems with my face Chat!
Why are days so short in this game? Don't they know I have things to do?
Every time you stop counting mid-sentence, I know you made a goof, and I just laugh to myself.
I'm known for my impeccable Poker Face.
Why is JoeKim so clever, chat? Why is JoeKim so clever?
I'm going to stop cheating now.
I need an ADULT! Eggplant!
I don't have time to READ! What do you think this is, a library?
That is what they call me, Sick Grindy Yager!
I'm a God!
Ice, Ice....Baby.
Hopper time! (Woah-oh-oh...)
Don't tell Jo.
Oh no. Why do we have a 'Don't tell Jo' quote? Dammit.
Uh oh! The podzol! The podzol is dangerous!
Not everything we do results in some type of comical failure...
This was our concrete corner.
...I think I have to drop this whole thing down two blocks. Euueughuh...
Will we ever learn? Nah!
Man, now we sound like *real* condo developers. 'Yeah, that nature's gonna have to go...'
I'm making this too small, friends. I'm making this *way* too small. I should bring this out another three blocks...
We'll figure out what we want to do with this tube after.
I might just have to smash that melon...
*Double
It was so simple it kind of made me upset.
It's okay... there's no occupational health and safety here in Minecraft Land.
I will find a use for polished diorite some day.
They haven't been turned into boxes yet Serge.
What are we, peasants?
We found ourselves a magical little space egg that's going to take us home.
We did it chat. We did the meme thing.
Ha! Haha! You live *today*, cow friends...
Where are my pickles at?
*Resigned
I've never streamed Magic before.
It's not good, but it's also not great...
Why didn't I block the unicorn?!
Wow! I *totally* speak sheep!
Adam, you should put the bucket on your head.
Oh, god, I could eat my first corpse!
Look, if I'm not able to judge dragon people for looking the same, don't judge elves for being cannibals.
I got PRINCIPLES, SERGE!
Yo, look at this dwarf! He has a hat!
I'm very disappointed that the dog won't just tell me who did the murder.
Listen to the sea, Ben. Become one with the sea!
Burn my beard....that's a good saying!
I just hacked this elf; I'm in!
He's gettin' some primo crotch-sniffin' in here...
Alright! Everybody ready for me to commit some cannibalism in here?!
Yay! My first cannibalism!
Ah, yes. Death. My only weakness.
You can't die on the tutorial level. It's fine. ...uh-oh.
Let it be known, for the record, that Adam and Ben are MONSTERS.
Before we murder this random stranger, can we take a quick break? I really need to use the washroom...
I am Serge, animal friend, eater of people!
Look, the kid started it, okay!?
We've established at the beginning that Serge is kind of a murder hobo
Eh. I just let it happen cause it was kinda funny.
Aw, my skirt is gone! Now I'm wearing pants!?
Oh, I'm a *god*!
Put your bucket back on!
So uhhh....
I have to go cry slash pee. But mostly just cry.
What is with people and just *touching* faces?
Go! Go, my sweet meat popsicles! Give them hell!
Bones for the Bone Throne!
Hold up, hold up, hold up, hold up... no, we need to move the whole thing.
Oh, JoeKim, you're *so* smart!
I fixed it.
Thank you JoeKim, for Fixing my shame.
Suffer!
Squeak.
How did we accrue 4 falls in 30 seconds? Because I'm a PRO Minecraft Player!
JoeKim just takes such good care of me, chat.
[CENSORED]
Eff symmetry!
The scope seems to be increasing *slightly*, here...
Half. Half. Half. Half. Half. Half.
And JoeKim is a friend of mine...I think.
Are you Spider-Man?
It's small, it's angry, and it has booties!
Let's Kobe on over...
Behold! The power of automation!
Math was a mistake
...that's not how a furnace works! Where's the *furnace* in this!?
Curses.
Uhhh....yes? Yes.
I just threw a stack of blocks I wanted to KEEP because that Joke was SO BAD.
It is OBVIOUS that JP is some kind of GENIUS!
...Because you ENJOY scope creep.
Everything is fine. Everything is fine. We *don't* need to burn the server down.
*Basically* nailed it in one.
Now we're flooding a bit... good, good, perfect...
Sure. I gave that sign 'The D.' Why not?
Catch fire, please. I mean that in the kindest way possible.
Hi, friend! Welcome to the deck!
We call that the 'ol 'Kansas City Shuffle.'
Give 'im da beef!
It feels... it feels... interesting.
I took my pants off.
New Record...Shoot!
Almost *certainly* something is going to flow into James.
One of the cats is just sitting on top of James' mouth, and he won't open up!
All of this kelp is going to flow into James.
How do you clean James out? That sounds like a pain in the butt.
Our base is haunted. That's what it has to be, right? *Spoops*!
Please save me from myself.
We are needlessly wasteful, and I *love* it!
Oofa! What have we done!?
Are you smoochin robots?
I name everything Kevin.
I fell! I'm under the boat! And Toothy Kevin is giving it to me!
Ooh! What a wee little fish-friend. *GET IN ME.* Uh... I mean...
Let me eat this potato and think about my life choices.
...I just ate *all* of our raw shark meat. *I'm so sorry*!
I do it for the may-mays.
Hey-o! You get it, it's joke!
I'm a hungry boy. Imma eat some potatoes.
Focus on that *WOOD.*
Good job, little wood friend!
We have our first clerked blerg!
Dude, Kevin's a dick.
Don't worry about it.
I may have spoken in haste in a moment of panic, and I apologize.
Yeah...we don't need to JoeKim this.
You might have Wall Zombies if you're..irritable.
Uh oh, Everything is fine.
We're not just getting rid of Mitch... *right away*.
Would they just walk in and straight donnybrook them?
This whole stream is built upon a bed of lies.
This is a bad idea and I love it!
I don't need firebreathing potions, I can just turn the lava off!
I just want to be in that hole!
I can't burn these.
I'm not wrong, it's the children who are wrong.
Maybe I *can't* afford to be needlessly wasteful!
Look chat! I feel like I'm growing as a person!
Apparently the cat boops me every time I squeak.
I laugh at danger! Ha! No... last time I laughed at danger, I exploded. The hubris is real.
Oh my god... the pressure plates! NOOOoooOOOooo!!!
...and you accuse *me* of hubris!?
That was a bad idea! That was a bad idea and we *didn't die*!
I'm not proud of what happened, chat. I'm just explaining.
...this fish was Serge.
What'll be quote three hundred? I have no idea.
Sorry, friends... we've beaten Minecraft.
I *actually* clenched.
How *dare* you, Arclight_Dynamo!?
That skeleton is a pro Widowmaker!
*Blinks*
Kitty!? I love you!
We have our big dumb idiot before they get their big dumb idiot.
Why is their deck better than ours!?
We're out of trains.
I forgot that Boros has haste creatures!
The dream of greedy Izzet is dead. Long live Greedy Izzet!
Oh no, a bird! How do we kill a bird!?
I think our clock is bigger than their clock. ...that almost came out lewd, pardon me!
These peasants and their demands for good conditions.
Damn it! All our Wiggins died.
You want food? You're lucky we're even providing you a place to live 'happily'!
Dance! Dance for me Lamb!
Lucy just wants to embrace all of her new friends in Fire.
No! No! No! Don't be on fire!
The peasants *dare* complain!?
Chat, help; I couldn't pronounce words.
Our Wiggins over-committed butts. Classic.
Ooh, 666... an auspicious number on today, our day of the beast.
Finally! A mayor that does something!
It is what it is.
We will remember them! ...whatever their name was.
I'm a silly boy.
Remember the oil, friends!
I'm just going to walk away with this catfish and not ask any questions.
I'm going to smooch this fish one more time. I love you, fish.
I'm Fortnitin'!
Hahaha! It's so *long*!
Want to come up and sleep with me?
Get out of here ya Butt... !!!! YOU SHOT ME, BEN! AGAIN!
Luckily, I've gotten good at Minecraft...
Ca-caw! ...I don't know why I made a bird noise.
And now it's time to spell the words 'Desert Bus.'
Hold on... I get to *slab* something? Let me at it! Haha! Whooo!
I can't belive just how many times it took us to count to eleven.
This is such a needlessly complicated farm.
We can absolutely just cram this thing full of bones.
Why aren't you working...? OH GOD IT'S WORKING!
We'll fix it later.
You *have* to talk smack, Sarah. 'Tis the spirit of Desert Bus!
I'm gonna be honest, chat... I didn't actually test this.
That's a bad sign. I really should have counted... I guess?
Are all of the quotes just me being really sad?
Eighteen plus eighteen is thirty-six. That's how math works!
*Sobbing
Kobe! Oh, I nailed it!
Ah, what's the worst that could happen?
Aw, I don't have my butts!
What the...? Why'd I just fall in the sea?
That's a boomer!
Good news: This place is enormous. Bad News: This place is enormous.
Knock knock open up the door it's your boy AXE!
Legend tells of the Boomer-Hole
Screw you drop zombie!
It's not off by one... IT'S OFF BY ONE.
My focus is legendary.
It's not that I miscounted; it's that I *didn't* count.
Hashtag blame Serge.
Mox Jet, Mox Opal, Mox Emerald, Mox Sapphire, Hyurkul's Recall, Replay Moxen, Tendrils of Agony.
I was going to act like there wasn't a thing!
If I could just draw your attention right...here.
The dawn of the 90th hour....oh GOD, SO TIRED.
I'm not going to say Kidnap....we're going to go....locate...some villagers.
Ben and Serge, I need you both to go gently live inside of this hole...
We finally get to sacrifice villagers to our volcano god!!! I should not have been as excited about that.
Protect my slime babies!
It literally just exploded! After you told me it wouldn't! It exploded!
It SHOULDN'T have Exploded! They LITERALLY shouldn't have exploded!
Classic Whiskers.
Stop yer smoochin' and eat some potatoes!
You're all complicit, now. We're in this together.
Oh no... *I'm* the doofus!
Oh, it *totally* looks like a cult.
Problematic butts for days!
Hrn. Harn. Hurn.
But what if, Purr?
Chat. You have failed me for the last time.
Aah! I'm a fool! I'm a *fool*!
*Awkward_Fart.wav*
It's not enough to burn Serifina to death.
Friends call me Doubleshot-Yager
That's called getting styled on!
I'm learning how to make a staircase! One step at a time....HEYOOOO
Aw I hecked up 'cuz I was singing!
Just say 'no' to zombie holes!
I think I'm just bad at estimating scope.
Corpse Candy? My favorite!
Don't go in the Fire Hole!
My arm is now SO metal.
Every time I have a sip of coffee, I die a little bit of pleasure.
We're on a date zombos!
I'm basically a God of Death now.
I don't have time to read; I'm shooting things!
Well I like you a lot Vezon, we'll do our best to accomodate your buttiness.
We should have enough sea lanterns for what we want to do.
I am a dumb.
This may hurt some of you... but I know what I'm doing.
Disclaimer: Serge does not know how to rap.
Why does everything always have to look so good in my builds, friends?
Five out of seven; perfect game.
I have learned how to count,
...peasant.
Slabs take the ordinary, and make it... extraordinary. Slabs.
I'm never going to say this again JoeKim: use the diorite!
OP OP!
Serifina's cackling at us...that means we did something wrong.
That scared me!
Redstone Flux Capacitator.
James is a guy who can say if, without really saying if
'West' and 'left' are probably the same thing.
You should be on fire.
My only weakness: caves.
Into the fire with *you*.
James, I'm sorry about your server...
On Tranquil Tuesdays we fix signs.
Serge has all these ideas and still gets nothing done.
Just go to your new home, peasant.
