As seen on TV!
Awesome!
100% pure!
May contain nuts!
More polygons!
Sexy!
Limited edition!
Flashing letters!
It's here!
Best in class!
It's finished!
Kind of dragon free!
Excitement!
More than 500 sold!
One of a kind!
Heaps of hits on YouTube!
Indev!
Spiders everywhere!
Check it out!
Holy cow, man!
It's a game!
Made in Sweden!
Uses LWJGL!
Reticulating splines!
Minecraft!
Yaaay!
Singleplayer!
Keyboard compatible!
Undocumented!
Ingots!
Exploding creepers!
That's no moon!
l33t!
Create!
Survive!
Dungeon!
Exclusive!
The bee's knees!
Down with O.P.P.!
Closed source!
Classy!
Wow!
Not on steam!
Oh man!
Awesome community!
Pixels!
Teetsuuuuoooo!
Kaaneeeedaaaa!
Now with difficulty!
Enhanced!
90% bug free!
Pretty!
12 herbs and spices!
Fat free!
Absolutely no memes!
Free dental!
Ask your doctor!
Minors welcome!
Cloud computing!
Legal in Finland!
Hard to label!
Technically good!
Bringing home the bacon!
Indie!
GOTY!
Ceci n'est pas une title screen!
Euclidian!
Now in 3D!
Inspirational!
Herregud!
Complex cellular automata!
Yes, sir!
Played by cowboys!
OpenGL 2.1 (if supported)!
Thousands of colors!
Try it!
Age of Wonders is better!
Try the mushroom stew!
Sensational!
Hot tamale, hot hot tamale!
Play him off, keyboard cat!
Guaranteed!
Macroscopic!
Bring it on!
Random splash!
Call your mother!
Monster infighting!
Loved by millions!
Ultimate edition!
Freaky!
You've got a brand new key!
Water proof!
Uninflammable!
Whoa, dude!
All inclusive!
Tell your friends!
NP is not in P!
Music by C418!
Livestreamed!
Haunted!
Polynomial!
Terrestrial!
All is full of love!
Full of stars!
Scientific!
Not as cool as Spock!
Collaborate and listen!
Never dig down!
Take frequent breaks!
Not linear!
Han shot first!
Nice to meet you!
Buckets of lava!
Ride the pig!
Larger than Earth!
sqrt(-1) love you!
Phobos anomaly!
Punching wood!
Falling off cliffs!
1% sugar!
150% hyperbole!
Synecdoche!
Let's danec!
Seecret Friday update!
Reference implementation!
Lewd with two dudes with food!
Kiss the sky!
20 GOTO 10!
Verlet intregration!
Peter Griffin!
Do not distribute!
Cogito ergo sum!
4815162342 lines of code!
A skeleton popped out!
The sum of its parts!
BTAF used to be good!
I miss ADOM!
umop-apisdn!
OICU812!
Bring me Ray Cokes!
Finger-licking!
Thematic!
Pneumatic!
Sublime!
Octagonal!
Une baguette!
Gargamel plays it!
Rita is the new top dog!
SWM forever!
Representing Edsbyn!
Matt Damon!
Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!
Consummate V's!
Cow Tools!
Double buffered!
Fan fiction!
Flaxkikare!
Jason! Jason! Jason!
Hotter than the sun!
Internet enabled!
Autonomous!
Engage!
Fantasy!
DRR! DRR! DRR!
Kick it root down!
Regional resources!
Woo, facepunch!
Woo, somethingawful!
Woo, /v/!
Woo, tigsource!
Woo, minecraftforum!
Woo, worldofminecraft!
Woo, reddit!
Woo, 2pp!
Google anlyticsed!
Now supports åäö!
Give us Gordon!
Tip your waiter!
Very fun!
12345 is a bad password!
Vote for net neutrality!
Lives in a pineapple under the sea!
MAP11 has two names!
Omnipotent!
Gasp!
...!
Bees, bees, bees, bees!
Jag känner en bot!
This text is hard to read if you play the game at the default resolution, but at 1080p it's fine!
Haha, LOL!
Hampsterdance!
Switches and ores!
Menger sponge!
idspispopd!
Eple (original edit)!
So fresh, so clean!
Slow acting portals!
Try the Nether!
Don't look directly at the bugs!
Oh, ok, Pigmen!
Finally with ladders!
Scary!
Play Minecraft, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Twittered about!
Jump up, jump up, and get down!
Joel is neat!
A riddle, wrapped in a mystery!
Huge tracts of land!
Welcome to your Doom!
Stay a while, stay forever!
Stay a while and listen!
Treatment for your rash!
"Autological" is!
Information wants to be free!
"Almost never" is an interesting concept!
Lots of truthiness!
The creeper is a spy!
Turing complete!
It's groundbreaking!
Let our battle's begin!
The sky is the limit!
Jeb has amazing hair!
Ryan also has amazing hair!
Casual gaming!
Undefeated!
Kinda like Lemmings!
Follow the train, CJ!
Leveraging synergy!
This message will never appear on the splash screen, isn't that weird?
DungeonQuest is unfair!
90210!
Check out the far lands!
Tyrion would love it!
Also try VVVVVV!
Also try Super Meat Boy!
Also try Terraria!
Also try Mount And Blade!
Also try Project Zomboid!
Also try World of Goo!
Also try Limbo!
Also try Pixeljunk Shooter!
Also try Braid!
That's super!
Bread is pain!
Read more books!
Khaaaaaaaaan!
Less addictive than TV Tropes!
More addictive than lemonade!
Bigger than a bread box!
Millions of peaches!
Fnord!
This is my true form!
Totally forgot about Dre!
Don't bother with the clones!
Pumpkinhead!
Hobo humping slobo babe!
Made by Jeb!
Has an ending!
Finally complete!
Feature packed!
Boots with the fur!
Stop, hammertime!
Testificates!
Conventional!
Homeomorphic to a 3-sphere!
Doesn't avoid double negatives!
Place ALL the blocks!
Does barrel rolls!
Meeting expectations!
PC gaming since 1873!
Ghoughpteighbteau tchoghs!
Déjà vu!
Déjà vu!
Got your nose!
Haley loves Elan!
Afraid of the big, black bat!
Doesn't use the U-word!
Child's play!
See you next Friday or so!
From the streets of Södermalm!
150 bpm for 400000 minutes!
Technologic!
Funk soul brother!
Pumpa kungen!
日本ハロー！
한국 안녕하세요!
Helo Cymru!
Cześć Polsko!
你好中国！
Привет Россия!
Γεια σου Ελλάδα!
My life for Aiur!
Lennart lennart = new Lennart();
I see your vocabulary has improved!
Who put it there?
You can't explain that!
if not ok then return end
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Big Pointy Teeth!
Bekarton guards the gate!
Mmmph, mmph!
Don't feed avocados to parrots!
Swords for everyone!
Plz reply to my tweet!
.party()!
Take her pillow!
Put that cookie down!
Pretty scary!
I have a suggestion.
Now with extra hugs!
Now Java 8!
Woah.
HURNERJSGER?
What's up, Doc?
Now contains 32 random daily cats!
That's Numberwang!
pls rt
Do you want to join my server?
Put a little fence around it!
Throw a blanket over it!
One day, somewhere in the future, my work will be quoted!
Now with additional stuff!
Extra things!
Yay, puppies for everyone!
So sweet, like a nice bon bon!
Popping tags!
Very influential in its circle!
Now With Multiplayer!
Rise from your grave!
Warning! A huge battleship "STEVE" is approaching fast!
Blue warrior shot the food!
Run, coward! I hunger!
Flavor with no seasoning!
Strange, but not a stranger!
Tougher than diamonds, rich like cream!
Getting ready to show!
Getting ready to know!
Getting ready to drop!
Getting ready to shock!
Getting ready to freak!
Getting ready to speak!
It swings, it jives!
Cruising streets for gold!
Take an eggbeater and beat it against a skillet!
Make me a table, a funky table!
Take the elevator to the mezzanine!
Stop being reasonable, this is the Internet!
/give @a hugs 64
This is good for Realms.
Any computer is a laptop if you're brave enough!
Do it all, everything!
Where there is not light, there can spider!
GNU Terry Pratchett
More Digital!
doot doot
Falling with style!
There's no stopping the Trollmaso
Throw yourself at the ground and miss
Rule #1: it's never my fault
Replaced molten cheese with blood?
Absolutely fixed relatively broken coordinates
Boats FTW
Javalicious edition
Should not be played while driving
You're going too fast!
Don't feed chocolate to parrots!
The true meaning of covfefe
An illusion! What are you hiding?
Something's not quite right...
     
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Default Deluxe
Now with a more vibrant background!
Now with texture variations!
Now with more animations!
Now with more sky colors!
Now with more fog colors!
Now with more splashes!
Now with more sounds!
Now with camouflage Creepers!
Now with sky boxes!
Now with emissive textures!
Some blocks and items have been renamed
Was Cave Game
Order of the Stone
World height limit increased from 128 to 256 blocks
Steve was here!
Alex was here!
Herobrine was here!
Where's Steve?
Where's Alex?
Can't let you do that, Steve!
Can't let you do that, Alex!
Removed Herobrine
The Far Lands existed until Beta 1.8
The Void fog existed until Beta 1.8
If there was more life in the ocean
If the Sky dimension was added to the game
If Crying Obsidian was added to the game
If the red and cyan roses were added to the game once again
If the Frozen Ocean biome was naturally generated
If the Extreme Hills Edge biome was naturally generated
If the Ice Desert biome was added to the game once again
If the Shrubland biome was added to the game once again
If the Tundra biome was added to the game once again
If the Seasonal Forest biome was added to the game once again
If the Rain Forest biome was added to the game once again
If the illusioner was naturally generated
If the giant was naturally generated with full AI
If the Killer Rabbit was naturally generated
If the Killer Bunny was naturally generated
If the zombie horse was naturally generated
If the skeleton horse was naturally generated
If the normal Pigman was added to the game once again
If furniture was added to the game
If more music was added to the game
If Minecraft 2.0 actually existed
Amplified worlds require a beefy computer
Cute baby animals!
Cute baby zombies!
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Also try the demo!
Also try Pre-Classic!
Also try Classic!
Also try Indev!
Also try Infdev!
Also try Alpha!
Also try Beta!
Also try Hardcore Mode...if you dare!
Also try Bedrock Edition!
Also try New Nintendo 3DS Edition!
Also try Legacy Console Edition!
Also try Education Edition!
Also try Minecraft China!
Also try the Update Aquatic!
Also try the Village & Pillage!
Also try Minecraft Story Mode!
Also try Minecraft Earth!
Also try with mods!
Also try with resource packs!
Also try with Optifine!
Also try on Mac!
Also try on PC!
Also try on Linux!
Also try on iOS!
Also try on iPhone!
Also try on iPad!
Also try on iPod Touch!
Also try on Apple TV!
Also try on Windows 10!
Also try on Windows 10 Mobile!
Also try on Android!
Also try on Amazon Fire OS!
Also try on Amazon Fire TV!
Also try on Playstation 3!
Also try on Playstation 4!
Also try on Playstation Vita!
Also try on Gear VR!
Also try on Xbox 360!
Also try on Xbox One!
Also try on Nintendo Wii U!
Also try on Nintendo Switch!
Also try on New Nintendo 3DS!
Also listen to the official Minecraft soundtrack!
Also listen to Minecraft Volume Alpha!
Also listen to Minecraft Volume Beta!
Minecraft Story Mode is no longer supported
C418 is the best!
Game made by Mojang; stories made by players!
Try crafting the Iron Golem!
Try crafting the Snow Golem!
Try crafting the Wither...if you dare!
Try building the Nether Portal!
If you've killed the Ender Dragon, try summoning it...if you dare!
Villagers love emeralds
A rare pink sheep has spawned!
Don't look at the Endermen!
Don't hit the Zombie Pigmen!
Don't hit the wolves!
Don't hit the llamas!
Don't hit the polar bears!
This is it! The apocalypse!
Zombie apocalypse!
Why are Ghasts so sad?
Turn your frown upside down!
Stay tuned!
Don't touch that dial!
Try superflat world!
Try amplified world!
Try The End!
The End of what?
Played by YouTubers!
Played by Twitch streamers!
Don't fall into The Void!
I wonder what's in The Void?
Milk and cookies!
Yum!
Yummy!
Delicious!
Yay or nay?
Insert text here
...or is it?
Got milk?
You got mail!
YAHOO!
Google it!
All or nothing!
Best 2 out of 3?
Ready for round 2?
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;)
:D
:P
:3
:O
X3
XD
<3
c:
C:
^_^
@_@
O_O
Cat + Dog = Catdog
Cat + Fish = Catfish
Don't judge a book by its cover
The Enderman is a spy!
The zombie is a spy!
The Iron Golem is a spy!
The Snow Golem is a spy!
The pig is a spy!
The villager is a spy!
The illager is a spy!
The witch is a spy!
Steve is a spy!
Alex is a spy!
This game has secrets!
Keep calm and play
Keep calm and mine
Keep calm and craft
Keep calm and build
Keep calm and fight
Keep calm and survive
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1=true, 0=false
I am error!
All your base are belong to us!
FALCON PUNCH!
Gotta go fast!
You're too slow!
Raggle fraggle!
Whatcha doin'?
20% cooler!
Never give up. Trust your instincts!
Do a Barrel Roll!
Do an Aileron Roll!
Snake? Snake? SNAAAAAAKE!
Never say never!
Never give up. Never surrender!
You're good, but I'm better!
This is Sparta!
Joe Cool!
Cool beans!
Presto!
Tada!
Your wish is my command!
Go fish!
No strings attached!
Press Start
Need a despenser here!
The cake is a lie
Don't feed cookies to parrots!
Better late than nothing!
That's it!
Wait...How did you do that?
Wait...What?
What the...?
Mmmm...Donuts...
Kids eat free!
All you can eat buffet!
Everyone loves pie!
Taste like chicken!
The floor is lava!
Arrr!
Dead man tell no tale!
I have a bad feeling about this...
Sassy!
Simulator
A+
Let's play!
Be careful what you've wished for. It may come true!
100% vanilla!
100% virus free!
Mojang
Microsoft
.exe
Winners don't do drugs
Head torward the light
Creepers gonna creep!
Beware the Killer Rabbit!
Beware the Killer Bunny!
Beware the Enderman!
Beware the Creeper!
Kind of Wither free!
Completely Phantom free!
Completely Pillager free!
Make up your own story!
When pigs fly!
Nothing rhymes with orange.
Get gud!
Get good!
Villagers of The Village
Guardians of The Ocean Monument
Illagers of The Woodland Mansion
Ghasts of The Nether
The Dragon of The End
Shulkers of The End City
The Walking Dead
Five Nights at Minecraft
Five Nights at Steve's
Five Nights at Alex's
Five Nights at The Village
Five Nights at The Stronghold
Five Nights at The Mineshaft
Five Nights at The Woodland Mansion
Five Nights at The Witch Hut
Five Nights at The Ocean Monument
Five Nights at The Temple
Five Nights at The Nether Fortress
Five Nights at the End City
Five Nights in The Overworld
Five Nights in The Nether
Five Nights in The End
Zombies!
Witches!
Wasted!
Killing spree!
Monkey see, monkey do!
The more the merrier!
Dude! Where's my minecart?
Dude! Where's my horse?
Dude! Where's my boat?
Dude! Where's my pig?
Go nuts!
Go crazy!
Go wild!
Go bananas!
Go bonkers!
Sit back, relax, and enjoy!
OMG!
Saftey first!
Hi!
Hello!
Hey!
Welcome!
Greetings!
¡Hola!
¡Oye!
¡Bienvenido!
¡Saludos!
Also try Super Smash Brothers!
Many biome names have changed as of 1.13
Extreme Hills is now Mountains as of 1.13
Swampland is now Swamp as of 1.13
DesertHills is now Desert Hills as of 1.13
ForestHills is now Forest Hills as of 1.13
FrozenOcean is now Frozen Ocean as of 1.13
FrozenRiver is now Frozen River as of 1.13
Ice Plains is now Snowy Tundra as of 1.13
Ice Mountains is now Snowy Mountains as of 1.13
MushroomIsland is now Mushroom Fields as of 1.13
MushroomIslandShore is now Mushroom Field Shore as of 1.13
TaigaHills is now Taiga Hills as of 1.13
Extreme Hills Edge is now Mountain Edge as of 1.13
Hell is now Nether as of 1.13
JungleEdge is now Jungle Edge as of 1.13
JungleHills is now Jungle Hills as of 1.13
Stone Beach is now Stone Shore as of 1.13
Cold Beach is now Snow Beach as of 1.13
Roofed Forest is now Dark Forest as of 1.13
Cold Taiga is now Snowy Taiga as of 1.13
Cold Taiga Hills is now Snowy Taiga Hills as of 1.13
Mega Taiga is now Giant Tree Taiga as of 1.13
Mega Taiga Hills is now Giant Tree Taiga Hills as of 1.13
Extreme Hills+ is now Wooded Mountains as of 1.13
Mesa is now Badlands as of 1.13
Mesa Plateau F is now Wooded Badlands Plateau as of 1.13
Mesa Plateau is now Badlands Plateau as of 1.13
Desert M is now Desert Lakes as of 1.13
Extreme Hills M is now Gravelly Mountains as of 1.13
Taiga M is now Taiga Mountains as of 1.13
Swampland M is now Swamp Hills as of 1.13
Ice Plains Spikes is now Ice Spikes as of 1.13
Jungle M is now Modified Jungle as of 1.13
JungleEdge M is now Modified Jungle Edge as of 1.13
Birch Forest M is now Tall Birch Forest as of 1.13
Birch Forest Hills M is now Tall Birch Hills as of 1.13
Roofed Forest M is now Dark Forest Hills as of 1.13
Cold Taiga M is now Snowy Taiga Mountains as of 1.13
Mega Spruce Taiga is now Gaint Spruce Taiga as of 1.13
Redwood Taiga Hills is now Gaint Spruce Taiga Hills as of 1.13
Extreme Hills+ M is now Gravelly Mountains+ as of 1.13
Savanna M is now Shattered Savanna as of 1.13
Savanna Plateau M is now Shattered Savanna Plateau as of 1.13
Mesa (Bryce) is now Eroded Badlands as of 1.13
Mesa Plateau F M is now Modified Wooded Badlands Plateau as of 1.13
Mesa Plateau  M is now Modified Badlands Plateau as of 1.13
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Was pre-beta until Beta 1.2
Was alpha version until Beta 1.2
Was 9.95 euro until Beta 1.2
Was half price until Beta 1.2
Was 0% sugar
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Hello, Greece!
Hello, Russia!
Hello, Japan!
Hello, South Korea!
Hello, China!
Ported Implementation!
100% more yellow text!
Flowers are more important than grass
Uses Java!
OpenGL ES 2.0+!
Multithreaded!
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Quite Indie!
!!!1!
DEK was here
Hmmmrmm.
V-synched!
0xffff-1 chuncks
Was open-world alpha sandbox until beta
Endless!
5 stars!
Play minecraftApp, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Play Minecraft: PE, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Play Minecraft: Pocket Edition, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Play Minecraft: Bedrock Edition, Watch Topgear, Get Pig!
Ask your mother!
Episode 3!
[snapshot infensifies]!
Cubism!
minecraftApp!
Less polygons!
Now with skins!
§lBlame shogchips
Glowing creepy eyes!
Also try Mounument Valley!
MCJE!
& Knuckles!
BAYKN
code.org/minecraft
Let's dance!
Coffee! Coffee now!
Don't be that guy!
Go to sleep! Go to sleep! It's time to go to sleep!
Generate me a force field with that computer and a microwave!
Ah, another visitor!
What are you selling?
Rob is jarig!
Don, bear near?
Don't awoo!
missingno
Minecraft is love, Minecraft is life
APRIL FOOLS!
Cleaner!
Simplified!
Perfected!
Art directed! (by robots)
Machine learned textures!
Not blurry!
Not bubbly!
Photo realistic!
Hand painted!
mov ax, 13h
int 10h
Thousands of colors!
No co-processor required!
MIDI support comming soon!
Available on most BBSes!
Too big for tape!
Don't copy that floppy!
Only 6 years until future!
16-bit!
Powered by Turbo Pascal!
Program MineCraft;
Memory protected!
Not Windows 3.11 compatible!
TCP/IP is just fad!
IPX forever!
AT!
September got longer!
Woo rec.games.computer.minecraft!
As seen on teletext!
Polyphonic (when supported)
Watch out for MineCraft for Workgroups!
"LINUX is obsolete"!
Photorealistic rendering!
FMVs! (CD-ROM version only)
Degauss you monitor now!
Perfect for LAN Party!
Compatible with most phones!
Visit as at gopher://minecraft.net
Send us a postcard with your highscore!
Patented exploding barrel technology!
Kibo-free!
Check out my geek code!
31337!
Clbuttic!
VIRTUAL REALITY!
Also try Another World!
More dynamic than Myst!
Serious Doom competitor!
Dune II, but fantasy? Booooring!
Really? What's next, SimChopper?
Juice may be bad for you!
More impact than Shoemaker–Levy!
From country that brought you Ace of Base!
I saw the sign!
Woo, third place
Two gold, one silver!
Mir is still up there!
Spielberg on the roll!
Clever girl!
Square Of Life!
Blocky and Blockier!
Somebody stop me!
Lord of the Rings movie sucks!
Wind of Change!
Superman is dead!
Look at that mullet!
What if Greedo shot first?
Ewoks? What next, talking seahorse!?
My mom says it's nice!
Smells Like Teen Spirit!
By the power of Grayskull!
Over 50mph!
The most annoying sound in the world!
Spared no expense!
A whole new world!
You can't handle the truth!
Party time! Excellent!
Rufio! Rufio!
Cowabunga!
The Year of the Cartridge!
Now rated by the ESRB!
Rated Kids to Adults!
Now on Atari Lynx!
Creepy babies! Highly collectable!
You've got mail!
As seen on the World-Wide Web!
Rainbow unicorns!
Welcome to Illager Mansion!
Stay out of the Nether!
Creeper Blood!
Talk to the hand!
Psyche!
Woo, frosted tips!
Have a cow, man!
Degauss your CRT now!