Ooh that’s hot! That’s hot!
What if we just fed half of the starving African children to the other half?
I like my babies scrambled
Hotpockets in the over and heat those babies up...... uwu..... yeet
I got AIDS from my computer
Counter Strike, US foreign policy simulator
Wanna see my underwear?
Boy, they flipped faster than gender in prison.
So this is what you look like in bed
Silence is golden but duct tape is silver
I don’t know if I’m eating pasta or my teeth
The projector is part of you!
I've seen lots of pregnant goats
“I can feel dandruff in my ear caverns
Puberty went through me.
Spam is that weird rigged meat.
My no frills religion is better
Wait... what part of the guy is gay?
Wow, that’s the nicest felony anybody’s ever committed for me!
I will move my head over to where you neck is and gently remove your heart juice
i know my game play is bad it's only because i suck at the game
I'm surrounded? That’s right! Now I can attack you from every direction!
No! Rachael! Your boobs! Your BOOBS!
Put the metal to the metal
Gay people could do anything. They were like swiss army knives!
I asked him if I could take his tv, he said no, so I took something else.
This burnt crusty fingers in my mouth
It’s RED!!
I just want to emulate a dick
Easy claps boys, just enslaved all of Paris
Alan Hu Sliding Pussy
Crap I hit Japan again
Okay, let’s see if I can do this without swearing
That's a lot of rubbing, plenty of friction there!
The vagina is acidic
With enough time and money, you could erase WW1!
Here's how you vape a hotdog
So anyways, genital diseases
Je pense que tu es un omnibus triangulaire!
I want the dead fish. We have so much in common
Is that Andre or a terrorist?
Milk... cow juice.
Aw cmon, I wanted to win John's Virginity3
Do you want to change positions?
This one is better. It’s got a piece of JESUS on it
Ah, solder fumes, nourishing for the soul...
.com stands for .communism
Don't eat drywall
Blown Brack Blown
Andre, stop eating the poker chips!
niquid litrogen
Oh, I thought Tiger Woods was a forest.
Stomach acid makes every situation more interesting
You can't GROW a penis!
Dude, I just had the best panic attack
Rock is for geometry
big damages and it goes pew pew
