-=- fin -=-
...98, 99, 100 Pushups. Oh ya.
...and remember to not die! Nevermind.
...To be continued...
...Why do you ask?
[End of File]
@#$%%@#@$!!!
*cough cough* I see the light...  It's... It's a... It's a 'respawn' button?
*face palm* Again?
*listens intently to the ground* Can you hear the spawn point from here?
*listens to ground* I hear them coming!
*sigh*
*sigh* really?
*sings* Oops! I did it again.
*wears sign* KICK ME
<insert witty comment here>
<sigh> I blame Microsoft
007 License to be killed.
A baby faun can lay unnoticed by predators due to its natural camouflage.  That ain't you!
A brush with death.  Well, it was more like a hammer than a brush.  Whatever.
A whole lot of nope going on there!
AAAAaaaaarrrrrrgggghhhhhh!
Achievement: Sudden Death!
AFK, Raging!
Again really?
Again?
Ah! The old lay on the ground and play dead trick.
Always look on the brighter side of life...
An apple a day keeps the doctor away they say.  Doesn't too much garlic keep everyone away?
And now for something completely different...
And survey says: DEAD
And that was for eating the last of the pie.
And then it hit me! The planet, that is.
And then poof! I was...
And... and... never... never... ever... run through the house with pointy objects!
Another day, another frey.
Another one bites the dust!
Anything goes! Apparently I did.
Are we there yet?
As the light fades red again, I go again into the abyss, to begin yet again.
At least you can respawn.
At least you have your health. Oh, nevermind.
At least you tried!
Back in 5
Back so soon? You didn't even a get chance go towards the light
Back so soon? You know you're supposed to use the pointy end
Bacon pancaaaaaaakes!
Bad luck and extreme misfortune will infest your pathetic soul for all eternity.
Be one with the block.  Hug it.  Lay on it.  Contemplate it.  Come on! Click 'respawn'!
Be one with the mulch.  Oh! You are.
Be positive! That was positively terrible!
Be Right Back.
Begin reconstruction of organic cells.
Being positive:  It has to get better.
Bishop takes Knight's Pawn.
Bit the dust!
Blockhead!
Bought the farm. (ya, it was on sale)
By Tinker's hammer, you shall be avenged!
Can I have a do-over?
Can we discuss this first?
Can we try that again?
Case closed. You are dead!
Cheating death? Or was it that Death cheats?
Cleanup on aisle 4...
Competing for 1st place!
Congratulations on your no-life award
Congratulations! You've made Grandmaster in dying!
Could I have that half full glass of water right now?
Darwin was right! You were not selected.
Dead men don't tell lies! Unless they are still in chat.
Dead! Deadity dead dead dead! Darnit.
Dead? Not Cool!
Dead? Not in the plan.
Death bad! Live good! You got it wrong.
Death is an opportunity. An opportunity to use the restroom before respawning.
Death is life's way of telling you, you are fired!
Death is like, a cup of hot coco... NO! Not really. Its annoying.
Death is only the beginning. No. Nevermind. You are dead.
Death, Everybody's doing it.
Death, its already been done.
Death. A fate worse than life.
Deathmaster Extreme!
Deserving the best Viking funeral!
Destination reached.  Please exit to the respawn on your right.
Diamonds are forever... You are not.
Did I mention the cliff with zombies at the bottom?
Did I really just do that?
Did we do this before?
Did you AIM first?
Did you read the directions?
Did you see that?
Didn't see that coming!
Didn't we do this before?
Dirt Nap!
Do as I say not as I do.
Do I have medical for this?
Do it again! Do it again!  :D
Do it again! I want a picture.
Do we get hazard pay?
Do you normally sit like that?
Do you think that's air you're breathing now?
Do-over!
Does anyone have some duct tape? I have this Pandora's box here...
Does anyone object if I just lay here a minute?
Doh!
Don't craft me!!!
Don't cry! It happens to everybody.
Don't do that!
Don't even ask...
Don't look now.
Don't say it.
Downtime is good sometimes. Right?
Eeew! I think I stepped in something.
Eliminated!
End of the line.
Epic Fail!
Eradicated!
Error: You are dead!
Even George R. R. Martin is surprised at how fast you died!
Everything is so red.  I was just thinking maybe we could try other colors?
Excellent example of what not to do.
Existence is futile.  You will be eliminated.
Famous last words:  Ug, gurgle, groan, ug, oof.  Uh.  heh.  Help!
Famous last words! Well, maybe just last words.
For you, this mission was impossible.
Free trip to spawn point!!!
Frizzle Dab Nabit Fring Dangit Doodle Bamit Shidadle Doo! AAAAAAAaaaaaahhhhh....
From dust to dust, or from net.minecraft.block.BlockDirt to net.minecraft.block.BlockDirt
Go to the light at the end of the cave.  Wait!  Is that lava?
Going down.  Ok, get off here.
Going for the record!
Gone goodbye!
Good Job!
Gravity rules in the end.
Have you considered other options?
Have you considered peaceful mode?
Have you seen the view from here? Its lovely.
Heals! Nevermind.
Here goes nothin'
Here I lay, broken-hearted. Kissed a creeper, and the he farted.
Here we go again!
Hey hey hey! I'm ok!
Hey, I'm getting better at this!
Hey, this dirt doesn't taste half bad.
Hey! I've been here before.
Hmmm, It seems like a good time for a sandwich.
Hmmm, What was I here for?
Horizontal?  Wasn't I vertical a moment ago?
Horrible Endings for 500:  This player died horribly.
How do I say this? 'AAAAAaaaaahhhh!!!!!'  Ya, that will work.
How embarrassing.
How many does this make it now?
Hug the planet! I'll be here a minute, ok.
I am one with the worms.
I blame Notch!
I can't heal dead.
I did it again!
I didn't do it! It was that way when I got here!
I didn't like that one bit. Not one tiny bit.
I feel that the current plan needs adjusted in the last part here.
I have an urge to axe somebody a question!
I have found my place in life.  Um, ok, in death, whatever.
I hope you don't expect Me to clean up.
I learn by experience. Ya.
I meant to do that. Ya.
I reject reality, and substitute Minecraft.
I saw nothing, not a thing.
I see dead people. Oh, Its you again
I told you not to push that button!
I view this as a technical problem.
I was hoping for a pyramid.
I was right!
I will live on in the pixels!
I wonder what else I can do while I'm down here?
I wouldn't worry about dying if I were you, you seem to have more problems with living.
I'd rather be fishing.
I'll be back!
I'm going to try going the other way.
I'm just going to lay here for a minute. Ok?
I'm just going to shake it off. Shake it off.
I'm not saying that I'm keeping track of how many times you die, but...
I've fallen and I can't get up
I'll reticulate their splines!
I'm going to slip under this block right here for a minute ok?
I'm in denial.  This didn't happen.  Nope.
I'm ready for my back massage now.
I'm testing Physics. Leave me alone!
I'm thinking do it again, but without the death part.
If at first you don't succeed, you fail.
If I had a diamond for every time this happened...
If I hold still now, will it all go away?
If you won't tell. I won't tell.
Impact alignment error. Recalculating landing trajectory!
IN CASE OF EMERGENCY: run away
Is that time machine working yet? I need to tell me something.
It can only be attributable to human error.
It could be worse.
It feels cozy right here as long as i don't move.
It Happens...
It takes time to plan things.  I'm taking that time now.
It wasn't me!
It's no treble! I'm going back to my bass.
It's so peaceful...
It's a new beginning, filled with opportunity and obnoxious optimism!
It's just a flesh wound!
Its not over till its over! Is it over?
Leave me alone! I meant to do that.
LEROY JENKINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Let me check my list... Nope. This wasn't on it.
Let me get the mop!
Lets see... That makes how many now?
Life, Don't talk to me about life...
List: Need aspirin.
Living good. Dying bad. Ya, that was it.
Look on the bright side, at least now you can be considered something like an expert on dieing.
Look what I can do!
Making my mark! Well, I think its going to leave a mark.
Making pancakes!  Making player pancakes!
Maybe we should rethink that plan?
Meet your maker! Oh, by the way his name is Bob.
Might need some dental work after that landing.
Minding my own business and...
Minecraft Fatality!
Minecraft Overkill!
Minecraft: 1 Player: 0
Monsters don't just kill themselves! Well, most of the time.
My position supports the theory of gravity.
Naner Naner Boo Boo!
Nappy time!
Nasty!
Natural selection continues...
Natural selection in action.
Need a hug?
Need zombie repellent
Never give up!  Never surrender! Full speed ahead!  Hey, why aren't you moving?
Next time try running.
No sleeping on the job!
No surprise here...
No, I'm looking for my contacts...
Nobody's perfect
Nom, nom, nom, Monster snack!
Nooooo!
Not Nice!
Not on the carpet!!!!!
Not the most efficient way to get the job done.
Not the plan.
Not what I had hoped for.
Not what I intended.
Note to self: Avoid death.
Note to self: Do not sign the death note.
Note to self: Don't do that again.
Note to self: Throw the grenade. NOT the pin.
Now you have done it!
O'wah tagu siam.
Oh well...
Oh, look at the beautiful daisies!
Oh, Look! Over there! *respawns and sneaks away*
Oh, my back!
Oh, no no no no no. NO!
Oh, Snap!
Oh, so it's going to be that kind of night'
Oh, You fell for me.
Oh! Down there!
Ok, That didn't work.
Ok, you can stop clapping now.
Once again we meet our fate. Hi Fate! :)
One more thing not to do... Ya. That was it.
One new 'respawn' button! Available now!
One'.  One more'  Just one more, block!  *girgle*  Aaarrrggghhh...
Ooooh! That had to hurt!
Oops!
Oops! Wrong turn!
Open to suggestions... anyone?
Ouch!
Paying attention is good!
Peaceful moments...
Player Restart in 5 4 3 2 1 ...
Please hold for the next available operator...
pointy objects!
Practice makes perfect.
Providing grave stones everywhere...
Pushing up daisies! 
RAGE!
Reality, I voted against it.
Really?
Recalculating
Reticulating spine.
Rise and shine!
Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'll return to my bed and respawn anew.
Run away! Run away! oh. Too late.
Running away in the right direction is good!
Safety first! Well, after this maybe.
See the world they said.  Well, I'm getting a pretty close look at this block.
Seen better days...
Shhh! He's sleeping now.
Should have seen that coming!
Should have worn a helmet.
Shouldn't have done that!
Skillz!
So cool! Did you see that?
So cute! Curled up like a napping kitty.
So displeasing.
So sad. Too bad.
So that's whats over here?
So, I'm going to change the topic now...
So, kids, this is how you die horribly...
So, next time...
So...
So... Don't do that again!
so... now that I have time...
Somebody needs a hug!
Spectacular!
Step 1: Punch wood. Step 2: Don't die. Step what? Nooo!
Stop poking me!!!
Strategy: (noun) The skill of planning how to achieve something.
Subject eliminated. 
Subject: Human. Experiment: Successful. 
Survival mode?
Tell them I said something wise before I died.
Test number 3046: check. Result is confirmed.
Testing complete. Didn't work.
That didn't work!
That has to be the wrong way to do it.
That skeleton was using an aim-bot!
That was very unfriendly.
That was... creepy
That wasn't supposed to happen!
That will leave a mark!
That's what she said!
Thats got to leave a mark!
The End
The force was not with this one.
The ground hath come up swiftly from underneath to smite me... It smote HARD!
The point of Minecraft is to stay alive!
The power of Grazed skull!
The rest of us might die from laughter  :D
The thing you just did'  Don't do that.
The wise have eyes in their heads, while the fool walks in the darkness
There are 2 types of people. Living and dead.
There are moments when...
There are places you shouldn't stand.
There must be a better way.
There were 10 of them...
These soil samples, right here, are amazing!
They didn't cover this in Basic.
They invented the buddy system for a reason.
They said play Minecraft to relieve stress!
This demonstrates how gravity affects the body, equally distributing body weight across the blocks below.  Notice the horizontal alignment of all body parts.
This demonstration is finished. What have you learned?
This experience has made an impact. (on my face)
This is a good block. I love this block. Hugs!
This is a triumph! I'm still alive. Wait! What just happened?
This is getting old.
This never happens to me!
This part seems less like mining and crafting than I had hoped for.
This workplace has been accident free for:  0  days!
Time to play Name That Dead Guy!
Time to upgrade armor?
Timeout!
To die or not to die? Thus is Minecraft.
Turns out that failure is an option!
Wakey Wakey! Time to respawn.
Was that really necessary?
Watch that first step there. Its a Dussey!
We aren't laughing at you.  We are laughing with you!  *snicker*
Well, that was interesting.  Try it again, without the death part.
Weren't we just here?
What a way to go...
What an entrance!
What just happened?!?
What?!?!
Whats up? Oh. You aren't.
Wheee! Lets do it again!
While I ponder, weak and weary, I lay upon this block so dreary.
Who ever said 'No Pain No Gain' needs their butt kicked.
Who's dead? This guy!
Whoopsie!
Why me?
Why? Did I do it wrong?
Why? WHY?
Wisdom: (noun) The ability to make good decisions based on knowledge and experience. (this was experience)
Worms gotta eat too!  I'm just helping out.
Wow!  What do you call that move?
Ya, my bed is much more comfortable than here.
Yea, yea. I know, you're coming back to avenge your death.
Yep. That's what I thought.
You 'zigged' when you should have 'zagged'
You are not supposed to die!
You aren't paranoid, if they really are trying to kill you.
You died so many times, you don't deserve a quote.
You have got to be kidding?
You have no hearts left.
You just had to do it! Didn't you?