Corverino dies in this episode!
Fear the ban-hammer!
Walking into the wrong neighborhood!
Now in Skyblock forme!
Xander loves Immersive Engineering!
Pls Respond, Cyan-Sempai!
Now with references!
Work, play, sleep, play, eat, play, repeat!
Now with fewer crashes!
Deleting C:/System32...please wait.
C:/System32 has been deleted. Now installing Gentoo!
Gentoo has been installed. Reboot to continue!
Gentoo! Now with a functional GUI!
Apparently, people read these!
CTRL+R loads a new splash text!
Cardoor69 was here!
Xander was here!
Cyan was here!
MingledAsh was here!
JJ was here!
Presto575 was here!
Don loves Moochie! <3
MingledAsh + TNT Cannons = Catastrophe!
xAgentRed_ was slain by derklempner!
Made with love by the Adanicx Team!
MasterSphinxster was here!
Praise be to Zoidberg Jesus!
Cross-fading!
Evo was here!
Potato's playboys!
Trial! Trial! Trial!
U WOT M8!?
Rated E for Everyone Loves This Modpack!
Laughter leads to bapping!
Paradoxical!
This splash tells only lies!
It's Corv's fault!
Pineapple Power!
Snape kills Dumbledore!
Now with more spoilers!
Kylo Ren kills Han Solo!
Darth Vader is Luke's father!
Derklempner's seal of disapproval!
Derklempner wasn't here!
You can be a pretty pink princess, too!
Xander can't be a pretty pink princess :(
Nerfing Magical crops, brb!
Secret Projects!
Cyan is a strict, but merciful god!
It's time to duel!
DMCA laws are the latest scam!
Keeping the internet free from tyranny!
Widdle was here!
Well gosh diggity darn it, just ban me now!
This message is damn near impossible to read unless you happen to have a very high resolution monitor!
Now with splashes.txt!
Sacrificing two monsters!
Triggering your trap cards!
Reborn, the Monster!
Thank you for signing up for Cat Facts!
Press ALT+F4 to continue!
Coolio Doodlio!
Now with Potato Knishes!
Saying OP-ness out loud is fun!
Grutradle knows he wasn't here!
Corverino was heERROR, SHUTTING DOWN SERVER!
Zimahs was here!
Don't do school!
Stay in drugs!
Yet another reason to call in sick!
One tequila, two tequila, three tequila, floor!
Thank you for downloading virus.exe...I mean Cyancraft!