§3I see the player...

§2You mean, PLAYERNAME?

§3Yes. Take care. It has reached a higher level now. It can read our thoughts.

§2That doesn't matter. It thinks we are part of the game.

§3I like this player. It played well. It did not give up.

§2It is reading our thoughts as though they were words on a screen.

§3That is how it chooses to imagine many things, when it is deep in the dream of a game.

§2How do you save a politician from drounding?.. YOU DON'T!

§3Love is like a fart. If you have to force it, it’s probably a crap.

§2A tax is a fine for doing well, a fine is a tax for doing wrong.

§3Everybody who is incapable of learning has taken to teaching.

§2The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.

§3Where there’s a will, there are five hundred relatives.

§2The trouble with political jokes is that very often they get elected.

§3Behind every successful man stands a surprised mother-in-law.

§2Diplomacy is the art of saying ‘Nice doggie’ until you can find a rock.

§3A conclusion is the place where you get tired of thinking.

§2Three can keep a secret, if two of them are dead.

§3Due to lack of interest, tomorrow has been cancelled.

§2Seen it all, done it all, can’t remember most of it.

§3Some folks can look so busy doing nothin’ that they seem indispensable.

§2Keep smiling , it makes people wonder what you’re up to.

§3I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.

§2Multitasking means screwing up several things at once.

§3I love making friends…. it’s people I can’t stand.

§2When it comes to thought, some people stop at nothing.

§3Mirrors can’t talk. Luckily for you, they can’t laugh either!

§2If you sprinkle when you tinkle, be neat and wipe the seat!

§39 out of 10 doctors will agree that 1 out of 10 doctors is an idiot.

§2Famous last words of a redneck: Hold my beer and watch this ...

§3The solution to a problem changes the nature of the problem.

§2My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

§3This was only a test; if this had been a real emergency, you'd be dead.

§2The beatings will continue until employee morale improves.

§3If we aren't supposed to eat animals, why are they made of meat?

§2Okay, who stopped the payment on my reality check?

§3Sometimes I wake up grumpy; Other times I let her sleep!!

§2Smile and the world smiles with you, Fart and you stand alone.

§3If at first you don't succeed, skydiving ain't for you.

§2Did you just fart or did you always smell that way?

§3The world is coming to an end. Please log off

§2A bicycle can’t stand alone; it is two tired

§3The more people I meet, the more I like my dog

§2I got this game for my wife...not a bad trade

§3Don't steal the government hates competition

§2Save the planet recycle an environmentalist

§3If ignorance is bliss, you must be ecstatic

§2I would give my right arm to be ambidextrous

§3Your village called, their idiot is missing

§2When all else fails, lower your standards

§3In God we trust; all others must pay cash

§2If I’m not back in five minutes…wait longer

§3Why is 'abbreviation' such a long word?

§2Pol-I-Tics... Meaning many small blood sucking parasites.

§3The dawning of a new, EPIC day is nigh.

§2Yes the time has come.

§2PLAYERNAME! Wake up!!!
